0:03: Yes. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and
gentles, animals and apes, how we [ __ ] doing
0:11: tonight? Make some noise for yourselves. Hell
yeah. Guys, this is your startup sucks. This is
0:18: the show. We're going to have a bunch of founders
startups in this uh Austin, Texas area pitching us
0:23: a minute. And then at the end of it, we're going
to have a panel of investors and comedians tell
0:26: us how they really feel about them. You guys
cool with that? Hell yeah. Also, the people up
0:32: front have paid. They have the privilege to
shoot us with Nerf darts anytime they want.
0:36: They have six darts. The one rule I'm going to say
is just no no head shots. Okay, this is the only
0:40: show that'll tell you please do body shots during
the show. Also, if you guys are wondering, I have
0:44: hand tremors. It's a medical condition. My hands
shake all the time. For me, every weight's a shake
0:48: weight. Okay, I Yeah, I'm not nervous. None of
you are that hot. All right, guys. Keep it going
0:53: for your first panelist. Uh, he's the founder of
the show. He's also the founder of a app. I don't
0:58: know what the [ __ ] it is. Called Reunion. Keep
your out for Julian, everybody. Julian, coming
1:02: on out. Julian. Julian. How many drinks can one
man have? Dear Lord. Julian, how you doing? I'm
1:10: doing great. How are you? Okay. The tech the tech
guy's going to meme the whole night. Apparently,
1:17: this is news to me. Julian, do you always dress
like a gay cowboy? Yes. Fantastic. This is fun. I
1:23: uh Yeah. Julian, how many shows have you done? Uh
what? Should I get a mic or something? Check one,
1:28: two. I've done That's the point of microphones is
that you speak into them. Yeah, that's true. You
1:32: know, I'm a little new to this, guys. You know,
I'm figuring it out. I've done 10 10 11 shows,
1:36: maybe, you know. Fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. So, you're
a veteran of the game. Anything you're looking
1:39: forward to tonight? Anything you want to come from
the show? Oh, man. I just want no [ __ ] footing.
1:45: Y'all be authentic. And if you sign up to pitch
and if you see that you're not cut out for this,
1:50: we're going to find you. We're going to get you
and bring you on the stage. He can say that he
1:54: is uh he is in charge of this. I for No, you're
in charge of this. I'm I am in charge of this.
1:59: I know nothing about business, so this will
be fun for me. I'm here solely to be mean,
2:03: which is fun. You can't affect my career. I've
been unemployed for 2 years. Fight me. Hey,
2:09: same here. Same here. What do you do? Call
my boss. I don't have one. Well, again,
2:14: my credit score can't get any worse. Who cares?
Guys, keep going for your next me uh the next
2:18: panelist coming to the stage. He is also a founder
of the show. Keep it going for Dan, everybody.
2:26: also the founder of Auto HDR. Dan, how you doing?
Fantastic. I'm doing great. How are you doing? You
2:33: are dressed cartoonishly what I think someone who
founds a business dress. That is great. You know,
2:39: they can make thinner shirts. I'm trying to look
less anorexic is what I'm trying to do. I wear
2:45: a few layers to look a little thicker. It's not
working. It's not. All right. Well, that's fun.
2:51: And give you one for our final panelist. Give
me one for Corey, everybody. Cory. Woo. He's the
2:58: founder of Clos Loop and been helping out with
the show a lot. Cory, how the hell you doing?
3:03: Dear Lord, I'm doing better now that we got this
great crowd out here. Let's go. Yeah, it's a great
3:07: crowd. Cory, do you always dress like you just
got done hunting? Well, I'm really white and I
3:13: get sunburned easily, so So, I just wear fishing
shirts everywhere. This is incredible. You look
3:18: like you're about to go crazy out of Cabela's. And
I'm I'm uh sponsored by Cabelas. Are you really?
3:23: No. No. Well, uh, then guys, keep going for your
final panelist. He's a comedian. If you follow the
3:27: show Kill Tony, you may have seen him. Keep going
for Timmy Noaks coming to the stage. Timmy Noaks.
3:38: Uh, Timmy. Timmy, record. Is this one mine? Uh,
this one is. They're both mine now. They're both
3:43: They're both They're both his. Timmy, how the hell
you doing? I'm good. I have a startup myself. Just
3:49: started. It's uh we raised money for Tits. giving
a woman touch. It's called tip for tat and uh tit
3:57: for tat. Yeah, I'm excited to [ __ ] look at you
dorks and call you gay. You're a huge huge venture
4:03: capitalist, right? Yeah, I invest uh thinking
about investing in one of your companies. So,
4:07: we'll see how you do. I have a lot of money.
Okay. He's got he's got he's got so much money.
4:14: He doesn't know what to do with all of it. Give
it up for my dad in the back. Yeah. Keep it going.
4:20: Yeah. We love it. Cool. Cool college shirt, golf
blazer, douchebag. He He just won the Masters. Can
4:26: I say that? Can I call this guy a douchebag? No,
he looks He looks powerful. Honestly, I'm in love
4:31: with you. I want to be careful. Yeah, you look
like you've never worked out in your life. So,
4:36: boom. Roasted. Boom. Sit the [ __ ] down. Sit
down. All right. Well, uh here's how this works.
4:45: You just have one minute to pitch your business.
Uh we'll keep it pretty loose if you a few seconds
4:49: over. I'm not going to yell, but if you go more
than that, I'm going to [ __ ] be furious. Uh,
4:53: we're going to go into this bucket. Julian's
going to be running the timer. And uh, yeah,
4:56: we'll bring out I'm going to I'm going to mix this
up a little bit. So, there's some parody on to who
5:01: we're choosing. But yeah, guys, you guys ready for
your first business this evening? [Applause] I'm
5:07: excited to see whatever the hell this is. Oh,
this is the hard part of the show where you find
5:10: out can the host read. What the [ __ ] Oh, this
is funny. It's a post-it note and it's so closed
5:19: itself shut on me. Oh, yeah. Let's get the guy
with hand tremor. Yeah. Yeah, that was me. Yeah,
5:25: we're not ADA approved. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. Oh,
very funny. Oh, yeah. Cuz I have [ __ ] up hands.
5:30: Oh, very funny. Real mature ableist. Do you jerk
off like that? You want to find out? Raphael Gold
5:38: Schultz. Give a gun for Raphael. Come up here,
you [ __ ] Jew. Yeah. Get up here. What he said.
5:45: All right, you guys ready for the timer? Yeah,
whenever you want. Raphael, speak to the mic.
5:48: Speak loud and proud. What are you How [ __ ]
old is this guy? I'm a little short, so I got
5:51: to bend the mic a little. Uh, my name is Rafael
Gulch Schultz. I'm pitching Spectra. Um, let's
5:58: go Spectra. Um, Spectra seeks to replace a US
military system that's been existing since 1996.
6:07: So what we do is we bring UI, real tech,
and predictive technology to technology
6:13: that's been existing since the '9s. Um, our main
goal is to leverage data into actual reasonable
6:21: results. Right? What happens is these there
are these super complicated military exercises
6:28: that cost from 15 to 60 million. They have
crisis actors, simulated social media feeds,
6:34: and even simulated news broadcasts. And what
happens is day of these it [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
6:42: uh these training exercises get cancelled day of
because they can't figure out their signals right
6:49: the walkie-talkies aren't working. [Music] Oh you
blew it. You blew it. You blew it. You blew it.
6:57: Just like the US military. Yeah. I I have a better
How old are you before I ask you any questions
7:04: about your business? I'm 22. You're 22. Okay. So,
1996 is older than you. Yeah. Uh, that is math.
7:10: 911 is older than me. Why would you say that? Why
would you [ __ ] say that? Answer the question.
7:19: Why would Because it's true. All right. All right.
Fair enough. 911. Fair enough. Fair enough. I have
7:24: a I have a better understanding of why building
7 fell than I do of what your startup does.
7:31: All right. You tell me who did 911. Um, that's
a really complicated question. All right,
7:37: the Jews. As far as I'm concerned, he said it, not
me. My father, I mean, I'm not here to speculate.
7:46: Would your technology theories you're you're
in the space of military technology is the only
7:50: thing I could take away from that. Would what
you do have prevented 911? Be real with me. Um,
7:56: it's possible, but we can sit here and speculate
about things that happened, but we can only act
8:02: about the future. Yeah. So, sorry I'm talking. Um,
so next time just be like, "I could have prevented
8:08: 9/11." Boom. Go in. Here's how. You know,
nobody understands what the [ __ ] you're doing,
8:16: but we would understand preventing 9/11. Okay.
Make some noise if you want to prevent 9/11.
8:22: [Applause] Okay. [ __ ] Superman didn't say [ __ ]
He did 911. He did 911. I've been watching the
8:32: news and they keep saying that microplastics are
accelerating puberty in Jinzi, not delaying it.
8:42: Incredible. Grossed. Incredible. Well, this is
great. So, do explain like like I'm an idiot.
8:50: Okay. In 10 seconds, what exactly does your
company do? We allocate spectrum bandwidth to
8:56: What? Talk better, man. Can you talk into the mic?
Just like Yeah. My apologies. We allocate spectrum
9:01: bandwidth to different places in Europe and across
the globe. Nice. I'm more confused, dumbass. So,
9:08: it might be a cognitive problem with you and not
with me. Oh, I'm going to put you over my knee and
9:15: spank your ass until you're making my shot. I hope
you do. I hope you do. That's gay. That's gay. You
9:22: fell into that. That's gay. That is crazy. Also,
you can swear on the show. Your parents aren't
9:26: here. Uh, I don't swear for religious reasons.
Okay. You already said [ __ ] dumb ass. What are
9:31: you doing? We got you. Play it back. Play it back.
We got the cut. What are we doing here? Wait,
9:36: what is Spectrum? You said you work for Spectrum.
I work for Spectra. Oh, Spectra. Family company.
9:42: Yeah. [ __ ] I never heard that. Are you the
founder of the company? I actually am. I shouldn't
9:47: be typing. I know. Boom. Sorry, I interrupted you.
I said you shouldn't be. Okay. I mean, it's too
9:53: late to change that. I don't think you could raise
money if you roofed your VC. I mean, I hope I VC
10:00: to get a little bit of money, right? If I bend
the VC over, right, maybe we can get a little bit
10:05: of bread. All right. I got a question. So, this
is a military service company, right? Yes, sir.
10:12: Show me what it's like to load a gun. No, musket.
Musket. Musket. I unfortunately wasn't alive for
10:20: the Revolutionary War, but judging by your looks,
I can tell you where. Oh, I'm literally 18 years
10:26: old. I'm younger than you. What are you talking
about? I've had sex with 18-year-olds who look
10:31: younger than you. You've never [ __ ] in your
life. Take out your dick. Prove that it exists.
10:38: Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you going to measure the
rings on it? Yes. Yeah. How many licks does it
10:47: take to get to the center? I You're shaking more
than Matt. It's crazy. Nicotine addiction is hard
10:53: to quit. All right, I won't sit here and deny
that. Yeah, of course this guy's [ __ ] vaping
10:57: during his big pitch. Winners are winners. Winners
are vapor. Dan Dan, what are your thoughts on this
11:04: startup? I I just want to hear if you have any
actual opinions or No. Yeah, I would I would love
11:09: to pull up your website if that's possible. Live
spectra.live. Pull it up. up. How do you How do
11:16: you spell that? How do you spell it? S P E C. Yes,
sir. S P E C. And if you can't spell track again,
11:23: another cognitive SP c T R A C K C. Can our Can
our guy do it? [ __ ] Thank god. Nice website.
11:34: Nice. You're [ __ ] [ __ ]
11:39: Aafford.com. Jesus Christ.
We're live cuz we're so live.
11:43: [ __ ] [ __ ] Backtrack.Llive. live. [Applause]
11:50: Let's go. This is like a basic word. Very
attractive faces on our company. Wait,
11:56: so he's the CEO? That makes him your boss?
I would not. I'm his boss, but I'm not the
12:01: CEO. We have a very, very well-versed political
science major who normally pitches this pitch.
12:07: How uh Oh my gosh. Whoa. Hey yo. Whoa. Spectre.
Wait, I thought we were looking at their website,
12:14: not LinkedIn. Let's look at my LinkedIn.
Wait, pull up the LinkedIn. Pull up his
12:19: LinkedIn. Pull up the LinkedIn. Let's do
it. First of all, he has 166. Actually,
12:26: let's click on my website. Wait, can we go
to Yeah. Can we go? Can we go to Does he have
12:30: recommendations? Does he have recommendations?
Yeah, let's click on my website. I'm excited. No,
12:36: you scroll down. Scroll down. Can't find the
website again. Tech problem. Let's focus on
12:41: our brains. We're supposed to be smart, right? If
you're in check, you speak you speak Spanish. Yes,
12:47: sir. Yeah. Fluent. I bet Spanish, if you
explained it, would be more clear. [Applause] Oh,
13:06: wait. Is that gay Spanish? Are you Spanish?
Spanish? I'm actually not from Spain. I was born
13:12: in Colombia, a country a little bit more famous
for other things than our technology knowhow.
13:17: But obviously, first Colombian I've ever seen
with a flat ass. That's That's more I feel No,
13:27: I'm not getting on the list. No, I did good.
I didn't fly to any islands. I'm not letting
13:34: this 18-year-old I will never understand what
the [ __ ] it is you do, man. And I mean, well,
13:38: we have no idea what you do, but thank you so
much. You three times, but I appreciate your
13:42: time. How many languages do you speak? Only three.
All right. Well, you're very good. I'm very proud
13:47: of you. There we go. Thank you. All right. Can
we get coming to the stage? Uh, the next draw,
13:55: Zach Zunina. Zach Zunija. Yeah. Yeah, there it
is. The the last What are the last four letters
14:03: of your name? I can't say that. But I Zach Zuniga.
All right. All right. Sounds good. Glad I'm proud.
14:09: Okay. So, my company is Interactive. We make
virtual environments for electromagnetic warfare.
14:14: So, everybody in this room right now has cell
phones, right? Every time you get a call to your
14:18: cell phone, you're releasing a signal you cannot
see. And that signal can be tracked, geoloccated,
14:23: jammed, whatever it may be. And so, every single
military officer, war fighter, whatever it may be,
14:28: that goes into a battle space, their live is on
the line because every time you send a signal,
14:33: you can geollocate it. So anything you're trying
to trying to do, you're cooked. For example,
14:37: there was a team in Africa. They got sent Navy
Seals. Six teams. Nobody knew about this mission.
14:42: And they all had Fitbits on their wrist and they
did this like, you know, every morning. These guys
14:46: are like crazy, right? 5:00 a.m. they wake up.
They run their one mile, 2 mile, three mile. And
14:50: suddenly the FCC is like, "Yo, why do you have
a bunch of guys in Africa running these laps all
14:55: the time?" They're like, "Wait, how do you know
about that?" Because they're wearing Fitbits,
14:58: right? Okay. And so we made a virtual environment
to simulate these emissions because you can't
15:02: see them, you can't touch them, you can't feel
them. And so how do you see them? You put them
15:05: into a virtual environment and that's what we
do. That's very good. Very good pitch. Johnny
15:11: Sue know me want to invest. I would love we're
actually raising a seed round right now. So yeah,
15:17: I'd love I love investors that I love money. Can't
go wrong with that. I'll plant a seed in your mom.
15:24: Where are you raising your seed round? Under
I35. You what? No, no, no, no. That's right.
15:30: Okay. Did you steal those paper clips out of the
supply closet incredible? No. You know what? I
15:35: go to University of Central Florida, so everybody
over there loves modeling simulation. I do league,
15:39: right? Yeah. I'm from Florida, man. Over there.
The heat here. Nothing compared to Florida.
15:42: I love Florida. Yeah. You heard that, Texans?
You're a bunch of [ __ ] compared to this guy.
15:49: That's Hey, we said no head shot, right? That was
a head shot. Is that a head shot? Yeah, that was
15:52: a head shot. What happened? He's such a Texan
he can't stop himself. Poor trigger discipline.
15:59: That's awesome. This is fun. All right. So, for
can you give me like a like a you explain like
16:03: what technology is? Can you like a use case
of what you do? Like would it be to uh like
16:08: fake people being in a certain situation? Yeah, we
could do that. So, we have a virtual environment,
16:13: right? So, we use You guys ever heard of game
engines? Unity. You guys know Unity is? Yeah. So,
16:16: we love Unity, right? And so, Unity, we've taken
the power of game engines. We've used their light.
16:21: Why don't you love diversity? Hey, have you guys
ever heard of Unreal before? We don't like Unreal.
16:28: That was a little a little complicated for us, but
you know, Unity, we love Unity. So, we take their
16:32: their light engine, right? Their light propagation
system, and we augment it to include RF physics,
16:37: right? So, we take frequencies, whatever
frequency it's at, we take it, we simulate it,
16:41: we have our own physics engine implied to this.
And so, now we can create, for the first time
16:45: ever in the history of humanity, have multiplayer
electromagnetic warfare operations happen with
16:50: partner nations. So if I'm here in Florida, right,
or Texas, right? I'm here in Texas. I have some
16:55: guys in Florida. Have some guys in Hawaii. We
can all train together for the first time ever
16:59: for electronic warfare. That's what we do. Wait,
why is everybody working the military? You know,
17:03: hey, you know what? Right now there's a happening.
I'm 21. I just turned 21 in April. Jesus Christ.
17:09: What is the military doing? What What do
we have? A super baby geniuses program?
17:15: What is going on? Thinking why are we just
letting like 22-year-olds run our military?
17:21: Say what you want. I like what Trump's done for
the country. I've always said it. There needs
17:26: to be more 20-year-olds in the US military
tech. What's the best lie you've ever told
17:30: an investor? What's the best lie? Yeah, be real
with me. They're not here. Okay. So, right now,
17:35: for the system to work, right, we've created
our own digital twin, right? I can't believe
17:39: he's answering. So, all that, it's important.
It's important. It's important. So, we've created
17:45: our own onetoone digital twin of relocation. So,
for example, take this building. We can create it
17:49: virtually. takes the entire building virtually,
all the materials, everything's right. And the
17:53: one thing investors love to hear is that we can
work with other devices. We can work with other
17:57: systems, right? The thing is, how can I say
I work with a system if I've never used the
18:01: system before? Like real talk. How how can I work
with a system I've never heard of before? Yeah,
18:05: Ted system. We're like, yeah, we can do that.
Yeah. Yeah. Trust, trust, trust. We can do
18:09: that. That's what we do. That's the biggest
lie I've told. So everything you just said,
18:14: do you also have a web? We do have a website. It's
a website. What? What is What is the URL? It's zu
18:20: l i s.com. z u l Oh, he got the where that [ __ ]
kid go. Yeah. Hey, while he's pulling that up,
18:29: what do you have more of? Customers or chest hair?
Definitely customers. You know what? I will say
18:34: this. In Florida, it's a big thing to have chest
hair. You know, you go to the beaches all the
18:37: time. You got a flex. Got the Hawaiian shirts.
You know what I'm saying? So, I got like little
18:40: three. I got a little three going on right here.
Kind of see it here. I shaved a little earlier. Is
18:45: that Is that Is that a real chain? Is this a real
chain? I don't know, man. My grandpa from Ecuador.
18:49: I'm Ecuadorian. You should not have your grandma
in your life anymore. That chain sucks. No. No
18:55: though. Your mother's shirt does look really good
on you. Like you bought it from woman's warehouse.
19:02: Yeah. Can you prevent 9/11? I don't think we can.
No, we can model it though. We can We can model
19:07: 911. We can show it. Time up. Shut the [ __ ] up,
Raph. Drink your [ __ ] white claw, douchebag.
19:18: There you go. There you go. That's it. You'll see
it. Boom. That's our game. That's what we made.
19:23: Changing the game in. Yo, I think I played this
[ __ ] in 97. Yeah, dude. What the [ __ ] Is this
19:29: Halo 1, dude? What the [ __ ] You know what? It
lowkey feels like it. But you got to understand.
19:33: No, it doesn't feel like it. It isn't. You know
the military guys, they have like [ __ ] No,
19:38: they have like flash cards. Like flash cards.
Yeah, that's that's their So the bar is so low.
19:42: You can do this [ __ ] h [ __ ] HTML [ __ ]
that No, it's it's impressive. These guys see
19:47: this thing and they're like, "Wow, this is the
first time we've ever seen anything more than
19:50: like a flash card. Can I join your startup? I feel
like uh I'm a vibe coder. Do you are you are you a
19:54: vibe coder?" A cursor all the way, baby. I don't
know. I love vibe coders. You know, Unity, C++,
19:59: C#, C++. Yeah, a little bit. You got that. Look
at that. There's different games. I'm sold on
20:06: this. I want to join. Oh, I like this. Oh, there
you go. You supposed to [ __ ] on me. I know,
20:10: man. No, but for real. No. Everybody we talked
to and we uh we showed this demonstration,
20:16: these guys are down bad. Again, they're
working with flashards. Okay, wait, wait. So,
20:21: hold on. So, wait. The VR headset all made it
make sense all of a sudden. Before it was like,
20:24: what? It's a video game for what it is. But it's
okay. It's VR then it's like training. I see. Now,
20:29: it's computer based training. We're
moving to augmented reality. So,
20:31: mixed reality. And so for the first time in your
entire life, literally in across the entire world,
20:36: you can visualize the electromagnetic spectrum.
So again, every cell is like every cell phone,
20:43: we can virtually create the signals propagating
from there for the first time ever. What does that
20:47: mean? What does that mean? So you lose me here.
You're like, we have a video game, but also we can
20:51: track your cell phones. Yeah. No, no. So So every
cell phone has a signal, right? So 2.4 5 GHz.
20:56: That's Wi-Fi. Slow down. Don't get too much. Don't
I got you? I got you. We're done. We're done.
21:00: So there's this thing called the electromagnetic
spectrum system on the spectrum putting it in your
21:05: game. Is that what you're saying? No. What we're
do is if you have a sensor outside your house and
21:08: you're recording a signal, we can import that
to the game and we can visualize it. Wait, why
21:12: can't they just play Call of Duty with each other
and just do that? Call of Duty doesn't have EW.
21:16: That's the sad part. Can you simulate 911? Hey,
low key. Yeah, we could like Okay. If you do that,
21:22: if you do that, I would seed. Okay. All right.
No, we we can make the Twin Towers in the game.
21:27: Can you can you play the terrace? All right. Well,
that's it. I think that's it. Enough. Thank you.
21:36: Hey, you look great. This kid sucks. All right.
Well, military rap is very loud for someone
21:43: who did not make a bit of sense on stage. It's
his first white. All of these names have to be
21:48: three to five syllables. This next guy, this name
doesn't even sound real. Chinaza unwa. Let's go.
21:58: So, we have to roast a black woman. No. Dear
Lord, my weakness. Perfect. It's my specialty.
22:05: There you go. All right, you guys. Keep it
going for your next founder. Janaza. Did I
22:10: mess up your name? That Janaza Anua. Very close.
Uh, say your age. Say your age before you start.
22:18: Say age. Age. How old are you? He wants to
know your age. Age. Uh, 21. What the [ __ ]
22:24: is going on? What is going on? No, I'm not I'm not
defense. I I like I'm vibe coding something. So,
22:29: I'm just chilling out here, you know. But All
right. Well, you have one minute. Start whenever.
22:33: Okay. Uh I before I start, I was coerced here,
so I haven't prepared anything. Um but yeah,
22:40: I basically have an app that basically gives
you weekly social challenges and interesting
22:44: ways to like interact with your friends and make
new friends. Uh and like we also have a bunch of
22:50: personalized growth tools. So, yeah, I'm working
on that right now. Um Basically, it's easy,
22:56: medium, hard. It basically uh is personalized
towards you, whether you're an introvert,
23:00: extrovert, and we have like games where you
can like interact with like your friends,
23:05: etc. So, yeah, you guys can ask questions. It's
pretty straightforward. I could show you the app.
23:10: I could show you the Instagram. What does it have
to do with the military? Right. Right. Right. So,
23:16: this is actually a secret mission to like, you
know, get people into the military. It's just,
23:21: you know, we can't talk too much about that.
Will you sell user data? Definitely to all the
23:26: big companies. Literally every single one. I have
all the numbers. Well, it sounds good to me. Yeah.
23:31: It's an app that sells user data. It sounds like
something. What kind of computer do you use to
23:35: vibe code? A MacBook amateur. I use I use a 130
H $130 HP laptop I got off of Facebook market.
23:45: Jesus. Whoa. Yeah. Did you check it for porn
first? I didn't. Maybe I should check them when
23:54: they get back. So, uh, Bob Marley with Tits. Uh,
do you do you ever watch porn? Is that something
24:01: you do? Are we? Yeah, that's great. Do they have
to I feel like I feel like I should answer that
24:08: question. But you should. Good good good answer.
You nailed it. Yeah. Correct. Correct. Good job.
24:13: Good job. Yeah, it's all user data, but not my
data. So, so what is this like Animal Crossing
24:17: for the military? Oh, yeah. Well, it's like
Animal Crossing for Gen Z. Like you basically
24:24: like meet people. Cool. Unique. Did you sign up
on the Google forum by any chance? No, I didn't.
24:28: Of course. I was dragged up here. I didn't want
to be here. Do you Do you have a website? I do.
24:32: We're official. We're official. And once again,
my question. Why isn't Julian on the left? Yeah.
24:41: Got a cameo. First of all, the best website of the
day by Miles. Why did you not get a dot live? Um,
24:51: that was too expensive for us to get, you
know, out of the budget. So, it's okay. You're
24:55: not doing military stuff. How long ago did you
start this? Uh, whatever the [ __ ] Make Wait,
24:59: wait, one sec. Make eye contact and hold it for
3 seconds before looking away. Julian, can you do
25:06: this? One, two. Okay. All right. All right. Our
way. All right. Well, that's pretty good. Well,
25:17: so that's like a lame challenge. I have more
interesting challenges. No, I think that's a
25:20: very tough challenge. You actually wrote that.
Exactly. That was in Chad GBT. Will this cure
25:25: autism? That's Say that again. Is this slowly
curing autism? Um, oh, that's a hard question. Um,
25:34: probably not. Okay. But maybe in the
future. Yeah. Well, do you not care
25:38: about autism? I care deeply about autism. Okay.
Very deeply. Okay. You answered that wrong. All
25:48: right. Well, this is a beautiful website.
How how is this going to get involved into
25:52: the [ __ ] military? Why are you want What the
[ __ ] going on? That's under wraps. I can't
25:56: talk about that aspect of that. So, how did how
do the games integrate with the the complete It's
26:03: like you complete a task, then you get to play
the game, or do the games somehow like progress
26:07: your ability to make eye contact? So, the main
feature of the app is the social challenges. So,
26:12: you have like a weekly streak feature. It's
kind of like Dolingo that like kind of keeps
26:16: you accountable. You can like kind of write
to yourself like a journal type thing. Um to
26:21: like see what you want to get better at.
You can like set your own social goals,
26:25: all of that stuff. And can you I'm going to
cut you off. I'm so sorry. Uh I'm actually not
26:29: that sorry. But um when what's one of the social
challenges? Give me an example of it. Yeah. So,
26:36: like an example is like go to an event that
you've never been to, like somewhere like out
26:42: of a real house with like a group of people that
you've never been around and like try to start a
26:46: conversation with like at least three people.
Okay, great. So, have you ever been here? No,
26:51: I haven't. Start a conversation with that man
right now. Yeah. Let me see it. Let me see
26:55: this in action. Hey, what's your name? Good job.
Good job. Good start. Exactly. Now, this woman,
27:00: I want you to start a conversation with this woman
right now. You got You got to go three for three,
27:03: otherwise you fail for the day. Three. Yeah. I
love your hair today. It looks really pretty.
27:07: What's your name? Nice to meet you, Chanaza. Okay.
Why do you have a gun, ma'am? The pedophile right
27:13: there. You have the right have a conversation with
him, but it needs to uncover what he what what
27:20: he's done illegally. I don't talk to pedophiles.
Great job. That's a whole mine. All right. Who Who
27:26: do you think you're going to meet first? Jesus. Am
I going to meet? Okay. Jesus or a paying customer?
27:33: Um, you know, I'm like feeling it out. It could
be either or. Maybe we have Armageddon this year,
27:40: so we'll see. Maybe Jesus doesn't Jesus isn't
real. So, how would that work? Oh, his words,
27:45: not mine. His words, not mine. Talk about
the military. What the [ __ ] is that all
27:50: about? This is What is this? No, I I get sued if
I talked about the milary. Who's going to sue you,
27:55: Donald Trump? What's going on? I love I love
the friend names you had up there. He gives you
27:59: examples of friend names and it's like Emil Ned
did. Uh they're all just nonsense names. I do love
28:05: unique names. Fun names. Yeah, my name is Matt and
that sucks. Yeah, that must suck. You have like 50
28:11: of you. Timmy. Timmy. No breaks is a unique name.
That's very unique. Yeah, my my black mother gave
28:16: it to me so it makes sense. I'm half black. I have
black. Wait, so where you from? Oh, what does that
28:24: question mean? No, where you No, like you're not.
You're visiting for the military [ __ ] going on,
28:29: right? Yeah. Yeah. Where are you from originally?
So, I'm originally from Dallas. I went to UT. Um,
28:35: and I really like Austin, so I'm still here. Yeah.
Graduated a bit early here. That's great. You've
28:39: done a great job, by the way. I think your
startup is fine. How do you pronounce your
28:43: name first and last? Actually, you could give it
a try and then I could just I'll try it. Hey yo,
28:48: China Anaga. How close was he? Very close.
Very close. Chinaza Anangua. All right. Janaza,
28:57: thank you so much. Thank you, Janaza. Thank you.
It was good. What a beautiful website of hipsters
29:04: around a fireplace. Oh boy. Just the thing the
military is trying to end. All right. This is the
29:13: most entertaining part, I think. I swear to God.
Can we get a closeup? Keep pushing. That was me,
29:18: buddy. That's me right there. I folded that
[ __ ] It's all folded. Folded post-it notes.
29:23: He just for this [ __ ] disabled right
there. Almost as dumb as every person
29:26: that's come up. That's why I do this. Oh, it's
just Arthur, but it's misspelled somehow. Uh,
29:34: keep it going for Arthur. Everybody come to the
stage. Oh, Sham Baker Freish Beck. How y'all doing
29:40: tonight? All righty. How many of you in this
room are uh spending money on cloud costs? Ah,
29:47: we got a couple. We got a couple out there.
So, uh, what I do is I go out and I source,
29:52: uh, private pricing agreements with AWS, Azure,
and Google Cloud. Um, and we take those and
29:57: we bundle those up into a package deal and we
pass those on to the individual consumers. So,
30:02: if you're spending a lot of money and you want
to reinvest that money into your business,
30:06: we can make that happen. We charge you no money
upfront. We only charge you after we save you,
30:11: and we only charge you a portion of that. So, we
eat what we kill. If uh you'd be interested in,
30:16: you know, making more money and having a
good time, come talk to me after the show.
30:25: Sweet. Any questions? Where do you get your
haircut? Oh, I don't know. Not so super cuts,
30:32: you [ __ ] It's a nice perm, though. I like
it. That's a personality. You look like all
30:36: three Stooges if they were anorexic. And that's
incredible. Take Take your glasses off for a
30:41: second. Put it back on. Put it back on. Yeah,
that was tough. This is fun. You do look like
30:48: like a like a offensive character of like what
a nerd would be in a cartoon. Represent. Like if
30:54: someone were to draw you, people would be like,
"Hey, that's offensive. We don't all look that
30:57: bad." That is funny. I think your company seems
fine. I do love how you just pitched it to the
31:02: crowd. I think that's the way to go about this
show. Sweet. Um, a question we've been asking
31:06: everyone tonight. Uh, could it stop 911? Could
it stop 911? I don't know. I don't know. There's
31:13: a lot of terrorists out there. Some of them
might be in a bad mood if they're spending too
31:17: much money. You know, it could be argued. You
know, we could help a lot of people. So, wait,
31:22: you serve the terrorists? Is that you serve the
terrorists every day? You are the first you are
31:27: the first proter terrorist person to present.
And might I say great job. Great job. I mean,
31:33: that is a niche market. I think you might be on
to something, honestly. But yeah, the vertical so
31:37: far down. We're focused. We're locked in. But
seriously, gets ready. 9 9/11 for or against?
31:43: Yeah, seriously. I don't know. I mean, why why
against 911? Obviously, I'm against 911. So,
31:50: I've met some of this guy. We don't know if Are
you against 911 or are you for 911? For it. Oh,
31:56: okay. Clip that. Catch a clip. Clip it. Cut
it. I I've met some of Arthur's customers.
32:02: And the most common feature request they
have is for him to shut his business down.
32:09: So, Arthur, are you pro- uh Zionist or are you
No, no, no, no, no, no. Taking over on that
32:16: one. We're not getting this kicked off YouTube
episode one. Are you famous? Are you Jewish? I
32:24: am part Jewish. You're part Jewish? Yeah. What?
You think that nose? What's the What's the deal
32:28: with Israel? What are you doing? No, dude. Ask
the military folks here. Why do you Why do you
32:34: have money? That's not That's not the issue. The
issue is that people use his service about as
32:39: much as Julian uses his gym membership. What they
want what we want is we want we want him to use
32:46: it as much as Dan uses his Pornhub membership.
Yeah. Let's let's bring it. How do you How do
32:51: you save people money? Can you say that one more
time? Make it Make it very clear. We get we get
32:55: monster contracts with Amazon and Google or or
Did you say monster contracts? Monster contracts
33:02: freaking big and we get a discount on them, right?
Hey, if we're going to spend a lot of money,
33:06: we get to save a lot of money. We get a big
discount and we pass those on to you so you
33:10: can afford to save like Fortune 500. So, it's a
group on for businesses. We're like Costco. Yeah,
33:16: exactly. But we we deal with supercomputers. At
what point will you shave your head? Never. These
33:22: locks represent me. If this video gets 100 likes,
will you shave your head? Question. Is that Is
33:30: that your Is that your penis? Is that his penis?
Zoom in. Push in on that. Great. That's his penis
33:37: editor. Well, has a huge [ __ ] and that I will
invest in. I'll invest in your [ __ ] Not your
33:43: company. You got Matt, you missed this. I make a
lot of money. Two months ago, Arthur said, "Yeah,
33:49: I said, Arthur, if you hit 100,000 in revenue, if
you don't hit 100,000 in revenue, you got to come
33:53: back and we're going to clip some of your hair off
and we're going to superglue it to your face." So,
33:56: the question is, are we above or below 100,000 in
revenue? Uh, the contracts are private. We signed
34:02: some NDAs. I respect my customers privacy. That's
a no. Oh, incredible. That's a goddamn no. What do
34:09: you think? I think uh your hair looks like pubes.
That's honestly what I think. I'm If you ask me,
34:16: that's what I think. Well, I got to tell you this.
Your website could not be any more empty. Well,
34:21: let's scroll. I like how the bottom pit space.
It's called aesthetic. I love it. With zero
34:26: changes. Why Why is the G cut off? Why is the
G cut off? Cuz what you should be cutting off
34:31: is your hand. You're trying to find the G spot.
Go on now. Reload the page. We did some We did
34:36: some more. Interesting. Interesting. Wait. Go up.
Go up. Go up. Can we book a Who is your tech guy?
34:45: Who's [ __ ] It's me. It's me. I'm the tech
guy. I'm the guy tech guy. I'm everybody. No.
34:50: Can you Can you press book a call? Can we book
a call right now? Book it. Let's call him. Book
34:55: a call. Book a call. Will your phone number pop
up? I hope so. No. It's just going to let y'all
35:00: book a meeting. Wow. not available at all.
It's going great. He's available all day,
35:05: every day. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] He's got so
much free time. He's got a lot of free time. Yeah,
35:12: that's like my calendar. 7 a.m. Can I No, I
want to wake up early. Book a 7 a.m. call. I
35:18: would book a 7 a.m. Just [ __ ] it. Who cares?
Timmy, no breaks. Timmy, you can buy some cloud
35:24: services. I'll book a 7 a.m. call with you. See,
everybody wants it. Yeah, I'd like to go up on a
35:29: cloud so I could jump off and kill myself after
buying this. It's big pit of bitches@gmail.com.
35:35: Yeah. Yeah. Or that. Yeah, that's right. I'm
embarrassed by it. All right. All right. Okay.
35:38: Put a random phone number. 555555. That's a lot
of [ __ ] steps, dude. They should just stop at
35:44: email. Why do you want their phone number? I don't
know. Zoom created this. I didn't create this. If
35:48: I created it, it would be most so smooth. The
very smoothest. Do you do you think you should
35:52: create it? I don't think so. That'd be a lot of
work. Do you want to create it for me? You can
35:57: customize this [ __ ] You It asks you if you want
phone number included. This is This is a personal
36:03: question. Would you struggle with maintaining eye
contact with someone 3 seconds at a time? One,
36:10: two, three. That was hard for me. All right, I
got a question for you. All right. How big would
36:17: a deal have to be for you to pass up sex to close
it? Well, he's never had it, so I don't know. The
36:24: first guy The first guy was [ __ ] 18year-olds.
Give me a number. Jesus Christ. You're going to
36:29: talk about sex. You said it. Not me. It was real.
We are talking about government here. Like you're
36:34: going to have a second island. That is funny. That
is very funny that the one government contractor
36:38: was like, "I [ __ ] 18year-olds." And I was like,
"Don't say that, Mr. Government." He's so used to
36:43: He's so used to like networking with government
officials. He thinks that's a selling point.
36:46: That's funny. Okay. All right. Spectre. How uh
how old? Spec is on the Epstein list. Spectre
36:55: is on the Epstein list. He was on the island as a
client and a customer. The first person to do it.
37:02: The first person to just go there and jerk off.
He's doing it right now. Oh god. How How old are
37:10: you? I am 23. Who are you guys [ __ ] hanging out
with? You guys are [ __ ] more of a You make this
37:18: guy look like he doesn't have a mustache. That's
what you guys do. Hey, we like them young. Oh,
37:22: don't go to the nice website. Hey, what are you
doing? It's been great uh talking to you. Arthur,
37:26: you did a great job. Thank you so much. Thank you
so much for having me. Y'all check them out. He
37:32: really does have a good business. So, if anybody's
trying to statement in Cloud Constead of Arthur,
37:35: is there a Marggo here? Margo. All right, keep
going for Margaret coming to the stage. I'm Yeah,
37:40: buddy. Woo! Hey, nice jump. Hey yo, confident.
Marggo, you have a minute. Go crazy. So,
37:50: so you know how like a lot of people are going
into to like chat apps or whatever the [ __ ] And
37:55: speaking of the microphone, speak right into right
into it. Yeah. Right here. So, a lot of people are
37:59: going into their chat bots and whatever. I still
didn't do it. I didn't do it. Okay. Even closer.
38:04: Awkward. Okay. So, they're going into their chat
apps and whatever and they're like scheduling
38:09: their weeks and their plans or whatever. And
so a lot of people are going in and now they're
38:13: like buying 15 journals. They use two pages. Can't
lock anything down. I was like, I need a app that
38:19: does it all. So you go straight from the chat.
You have some notes that you review. Boom. Go
38:24: straight into your calendar. Um you can use the
inapp calendar or you can export your IC's for
38:30: email. Super simple. Um super simple calendar app.
Yeah. Super easy. Yeah. Uh did I use No one heard
38:39: what the [ __ ] you said. I have no idea what you
just said. I'm going to level with you here. You
38:42: go. No. Speak into the microphone. So, what you
do is Hey, there we go. Hallelujah. All right. So,
38:51: no, your pitch is over already, by the way. We
stopped that. What happened? I don't know what
38:55: happened. Do you want to go on my website? Go on
my website. No, let's talk to you first. [ __ ]
38:59: this [ __ ] Real quick. Real quick. So, it's just
a calendar app that you talk to. You talk to the
39:04: chat app. Little chat part. Oh, [ __ ] How did
you miss someone who was right? I missed not in
39:12: the military. Okay, so not a head shot. All right.
Wow. Texans shooting black people. That's crazy.
39:17: Incredible. Incredible. Incredible. Put the camera
on. Zoom in. Cut it. What are we doing here? Go
39:21: to It's a chat app. Go to the chat straight into
your calendar. I think a chat would be better for
39:28: our tech. So So I actually do have a question. So
what's the difference between like me talking to
39:33: Siri and putting something on my calendar? What
are you doing? Um I got you planned the whole
39:38: week. Stressing me out. No, no, for real. For
real. Scroll down. Plan the whole week. Scroll the
39:42: [ __ ] down. You'll have multiple tasks, right?
So, I was in project management and I left my
39:45: job to like pursue this stuff, right? Did you quit
it? Yeah. Oops. Silly. Silly. I can go back. It's
39:52: whatever. How much money could we give you right
now to quit quit this and just walk away? Um,
39:58: you know, 150. 150 right now. I'll give you 150
cents. Maybe. Silly. Don't take more than that,
40:04: brother. You're wearing a Nike shirt. Maybe just
do it. I don't do What? Did that go over my head?
40:13: I missed it. Yeah. I think if the IRS audited your
financials, they would laugh. They They would cry.
40:20: I would cry, dude. No. Timmy just asked permission
to do something. He got told no. Tim just wanted
40:28: to know. He just wanted to know. He just wanted
to know. What are you do? That's not what I said.
40:33: That's not what I said. What do I do? That's
[ __ ] up. That's [ __ ] up. That's [ __ ] up.
40:37: Matt, never mind. Matt, that's [ __ ] up.
I make apps and I live on my investments,
40:42: brother. Help me out. Nice. No, that's great. Do
you have What's your What's your website URL? Our
40:47: tech guy is currently per us. I'm I'm Would you
buy thisapp.com girl? Would you buy thisapp.com?
40:54: Do would you buy thisapp.com? Would you buy
thisapp.com? First of all, incredible domain. Uh,
40:58: anyone see any question where did you and if you'd
like to be listed, let me know. Go to the bottom
41:02: and submit your app for more eyes on your stuff.
Where did you buy your Where did you get Where'd
41:08: you get your tattoos so we can burn it down? Your
mom's house. Oh, my mom. Whoa. She's a very tattoo
41:16: artist. Whoa. Guys, I'm just [ __ ] I'm trying
to have a conversation. I don't know what you're
41:22: talking about. I can't believe you said that about
my mom. Brother, where you at? Did you sign up on
41:28: the Google form? Of course. She cuz she has three
companies and zero revenue. God damn it. God,
41:35: actually. All right. You know what? Am I wrong?
This is good. You are correct. I'm correct. Okay.
41:41: Boom. Got it. Next time I'll run the computer.
How about that? Can the people see my website?
41:46: Do you want to see my website? Let's go. Would
you buy this?app.com, bro. Hey, all right. So,
41:55: get yourself up here, man. You guys, so
you can get some more eyes. Oh [ __ ] So,
42:02: click the calendar builder. Wait, wait. There's
three votes on Reunio. Can I see what I feel like
42:06: you should change your app your you should
change your website to would you buy this
42:09: app.virus. Mom's a virus. I'm your mom's my answer
all. Is this a Is this like a competition? No,
42:17: it's I'm just trying to show Cloud Cuts is on
there, too. Of course. Of course. Because you're
42:23: not going to remember his website. So, go to
mine. Arthur's on here. Arthur, why should Wait,
42:28: wait, wait, wait, wait. One sec. Real quickly,
Arthur, can you come up here real quick? Yes,
42:32: back on the stage real quick. The calendar build
with that, D. No, no, no. One sec. One sec. No,
42:36: we've got No, I got to be fair. He's in charge.
Okay, real quick. Real quick. 10 seconds. Why
42:41: should we vote for your app over Arthur's? Um,
because you'll use it. All right, Arthur. Arthur,
42:47: why should we vote for yours over hers? Because
you'll make a lot of freaking money. Okay,
42:54: you're going to vote regardless. Hey Siri, can
you set a reminder to kill myself right now so
43:01: I can Yeah, put it in the calendar, please.
You only do one. Yeah, just add it to the
43:06: calendar. You have the time. All right. Well,
thank you so much, Marggo. You've been great.
43:12: Actually, one sec, guys. Keep it going for Ben
Snater from Anywhere Shirts. Ben Snater. Guys,
43:18: keep it going for Ben. Everybody, round of
applause for Ben as he comes to the stage.
43:21: Yeah. So, Ben's not here tonight. Actually,
sadly, there was an incident involving a
43:28: golf cart and getting arrested by the police.
So, what we're going to talk about tonight,
43:32: we're going to talk about marketing and chat GBT
integration. So, uh we got a whole t-shirt sucks.
43:42: Whoa. I like this. I like this.
I like this a lot. Hey yo,
43:50: get this man a shirt. Yeah, you guys have
seen me before. There's a lot of technology
43:56: going around here tonight. Yes, sir. I don't
know anything about that, but you know what?
44:00: I do know about t-shirts. Go ahead and throw
that thing on right now. You guys already know
44:05: I'm the t-shirt plug. I got the best ones, but
tonight's going to be a little different. I got
44:10: a deal for you guys. You take a picture right
now. Tag Anywhere shirts, okay, on Instagram.
44:15: post real story. First three of you guys to do
that, you're getting a free one. Everybody else,
44:22: you're getting a discount code for 20% off.
All right, so check this out. Incredible.
44:29: All right, round of applause for Anywhere
shirts, everybody. Anywhere shirts. Do you
44:32: think about you think about making pants? Um, no.
I usually don't wear them, so it's not my thing.
44:42: Incredible. I I don't really love the product, but
I love the pitch. I love that pitch. Why does the
44:48: duck on that guy's shirt look like a dick? This is
incredible. Is that Is that you or your boyfriend?
44:55: That's that's that's my herum right there.
Incredible. Are all your shirts cut off? No,
45:02: but uh that that is an option that uh you can do
yourself. He cannot hear. I always wondered who
45:08: leaves comments on pornup videos, and I think I
just found out. Incredible. Talk to us about your
45:15: logo. Go up to the top. Go up to the top. It's a
seagull. Who's your Who's your [ __ ] tech guy?
45:22: Who is this guy? God damn. Up there. Go up to the
top. Todd, please. That's what I'm talking about.
45:29: Talk to us about your logo. It's a It's a seagull
with a sword strapped to its back. I don't think
45:34: that's what that is. It looks like a syringe.
Yeah, it looks like a a [ __ ] heroin addicted
45:39: seagull. It looks like the seagull's about to
shoot up. Yeah, it's perfect there. What How
45:46: do you feel about steroids? How do I feel? Yeah.
Uh just going by physique. I don't know. I mean,
45:53: how do you feel? How do you feel about
hiring a designer for a shirt company?
45:59: I have. Also, why does the seagull look like
a penis with legs? That's true. I don't know.
46:07: I think I think you That literally looks like a
dick. That looks like a dick, dude. Looks like a
46:11: dick. A dick, dude. Well, you heard it here first.
Maybe I should make it a dick. That'd be a better
46:16: logo, dude. Do Do you do custom shirts or is it
just your designs? No. No. That's That's a way
46:21: you can run a business, but that's not what I Are
those fake sunglass? Did you Did you mock those up
46:26: onto that, man? Those sunglasses? What was that?
Are those fake? Those are fake sunglasses. No,
46:31: that's that's my next uh amazing startup. It's
called It's called Anywhere Sunglasses. Are you
46:37: serious? No. Okay. Yeah, cuz after starting this,
the number one thing you need is another startup.
46:44: Go to the difference. I want to know what the
difference is. Yeah. What is the difference?
46:48: Go check it out. Go to the difference. Go to
the difference. This is good. This show will
46:52: be good someday if we know how to run a laptop.
This guy is definitely going to be pitching a
46:57: strip club for sure. This is incredible. I like
you. I like you up front. You look powerful.
47:04: Let's look at Let's Can we scroll down? Can we
read the difference? Hold on. Let's read. So,
47:09: why would you get these t-shirts instead of an
infinite variety of other ones? They're made in
47:14: America. Please, please don't read. All right,
keep reading. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll
47:20: down. Scroll down. They're made in America.
We got the better fabric. Whoa. We got We got
47:25: 15% going to charity. Okay. Whoa. Is it going to
veterinarians? Veterans. Think about the military.
47:33: You had a chance to integrate with what people
were doing. Nice. Big shot. Sick shot. That was
47:38: good. We like that. You paid big money for that.
No, no, no. It's going to Puppies Behind Bars.
47:44: It's a It's like a nonprofit. There's a nonprofit
be called Puppies Behind Bar like jail. That looks
47:49: like a Vietnamese restaurant. No, they they have
Jesus. Is it a puppy? You're donating money. The
47:54: puppy prison. They have inmates train service
dogs for like combat vets. It's super cool.
48:00: Oh, I wanted I wanted to outsource the
nonprofit part. It's both. So they and
48:05: so it like benefits three groups. The dog
was that a condition of your mom investing?
48:11: My mom is uh she she doesn't know about this
idea. She's she's a little sketched out. Yeah,
48:17: she keep it that way. Um so what breed of dog do
you think would be best at stopping 911? Yeah,
48:25: I love whippers. I don't know. I
think I'd be better at stopping 911.
48:30: Snoop Dog. The guy without a microphone says Snoop
Dog. That's a great answer. Okay. Keep scrolling
48:34: down. Keep scrolling down. Keep scrolling down.
Okay. So, the the only two difference are are that
48:42: you're saying it's good quality and you donate to
a puppy prison thing and it's made in America. Oh,
48:48: and they're sick. Duh. [ __ ] make me sick throw
up. But got your ass. Hey, I I literally You're
48:57: in the lead because I like the pitch more than any
other. It's the worst product by far, but it's the
49:03: best pitch. It's the best pitch. I've seen this
guy in seven years and the first thing I see he
49:08: tells me within 5 seconds of him seeing me, "Hey
man, I got to rip off your shirt." Incredible.
49:13: Seen this guy in seven years until the day. He
drove in from San Antonio like two hours ago
49:17: and didn't know he was doing this. Okay. Are you
going to see this man again? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah.
49:26: Only literally unless you are going to shoot
somebody in the dick, don't shoot it at all. Okay,
49:30: that's the rule. Shoot somebody in the dick
or don't shoot them at all. What' you write on
49:35: this? Incredible. Instructions. You guys get your
picture so you can be in the top three so you can
49:41: get a free shirt. All right. You literally are
going to have three people do this. Only three
49:46: people. Free ones. All right. All right. Make some
noise if you if you did this. Make some noise if
49:52: you did this. Yeah. Hell this guy. Disguise your
skill set every swear to God. Got one. All right.
49:59: Well, that's been fun. Thank you so much. Keep
going for Hell yeah. I can't wait to hear their
50:04: opinions on 911. Keep it going for Khalil Kabib,
everybody. Khalil Kab, whatever. Shoot this man.
50:10: All right. No, do not. Round of applause for
Khalil. Everybody, keep it going for Khalil.
50:16: All right. So, my name is Khalil and my platform
is called Collab. We connect people to spaces and
50:22: other people. So, think of it as like class
pass but for workspaces. So, you get access
50:27: to credits and you can book multiple locations
such as co-working spaces, studios all through
50:33: one platform. And then you can see how many people
are working where. It's basically a global network
50:39: for spaces and people. Nice. I love Wei work.
Um, except we don't own any of the spaces. Oh,
50:46: okay. You know this exists, right? kind of. So
you'll be a a competitor to the other places
50:53: that do this. Yeah. So with with us, we're like
super people first. So you can literally see how
50:58: many people are working where and you can connect
with people in like would you say it's premium
51:04: quality and you donate to vets? So So how did you
come up with the idea for this? Uh so essentially
51:09: speaking, uh I had a space for 2 years. So
I had a 4,000 ft² co-working space and No,
51:15: talk to him. People kept complaining that
my space was too far. So now we can work
51:20: in different spaces like all across the country.
So we have spaces in Houston, spaces in Orlando,
51:25: and in New York. Mhm. All right. Well, that
sounds great. Shout out to Florida. Yeah.
51:31: Do you want to look it up? No, we're never
going to get I don't think we're able to do
51:34: that. That's on us. That's We'll take the hit on
that bravo.com. That's a me thing. It's not you,
51:39: it's me. All right, cool. What What time is it?
How many How many Look at the time. I need help.
51:45: You have a watch. All right, we have time for one
more. You got to You got to watch them. What time
51:48: is it? Gang time. Time to get the [ __ ] out
of here. All right. Well, thank you so much,
51:53: please. Thank you. You were great. Thank you
so much. In the dick. In the dick. Thank you
51:58: so much. Audience, please stop fighting with each
other. I did. I did. I will say this. I thought
52:03: you had the best hits of the night. For real. You
had the best. I really did. Uh, well, let's keep
52:08: going for our last presenter of everything. John
Snider, everybody. John Snider. Woo! John, John,
52:15: John, John, John. All right. John Snider. Autism.
Autism. Autism. All right. There we go. i.com.
52:25: Yes, I know it's extra. So, uh, yeah, it's another
social media type platform. This one, I promise
52:32: you, is not like your grandma's platform. I don't
recommend posting there. Real quick, guys, can you
52:37: please be quiet so John can present without rudely
interrupting? Okay, keep going, John. Thanks.
52:42: Um, so yeah. So I promise it's not just another
social media. When you post there, your posts
52:46: actually get uh you can get facties on them. Those
could be actual factual information like this is
52:52: where this post happened. This is the date or
here's a source and citation of something that's
52:57: verifying what you did. Um, and then we generate
source pages from all the sources. So imagine like
53:02: you have something that says, "Hey, the FBI said
this." And then you can actually track every time
53:06: they've lied. Or you can say, "The NSA said X."
I used to work with the NSA, so I'll just throw
53:11: that out there. Um, so yeah, so I used to be on
Facebook. They have those little custom reactions
53:16: and they just didn't have enough for me. So I was
like, let's just make some custom ones. You know,
53:20: I really want to [ __ ] on people. It sounds fun.
Um, and then my intelligence Thank you. I got I
53:26: got a quick question. When When are you do when am
I what? Never mind. When are you do how do you how
53:34: do you feel about making eye contact with three
people for three seconds? honest opinion. I I
53:38: don't like it, but I get you're supposed to do it.
No, I get it. We could tell. And holy [ __ ] John,
53:43: I want to clarify. So, you are a social media
company. In the bottom left of your website,
53:46: thank god we got it up. You have 110 community
members. Yeah, there's not many. Yeah, I'd imagine
53:52: most of them are bots. So, we haven't formerly
launched. Uh, the intent here is I'm trying to
53:58: get a bunch of content and then hopefully it
could grow organically. Hey, wait, wait, wait,
54:02: hold on. Are you Are you I feel like I know you.
Are you Steve from Blues Clues like 20 years ago?
54:09: That's what I loved doing Blues Clues. So you're
just uh Twitter community notes. That's it. Yeah.
54:15: Proactive and you can [ __ ] on people. So it's
kind of fun. So it's just it's just Twitter but
54:20: with more factchecking. We have a map too. Do you
have a map? Yeah, you can see the map. It It's
54:25: kind of shitty. You can go look at it. We have
the first I beta. So do you like do you like dox
54:30: everyone like every time they post like you can
see their address? You can like so in theory the
54:34: war in Ukraine you can tag every single video that
has been there and then you can go scroll through
54:38: them or you can see them on a map see where all
the explosions happened. So when your startup
54:43: reaches its full potential. Yeah, that page is
uh when your when your startup reaches its full
54:48: potential and you cash out I've got a question for
you. I don't plan on cashing out. How are how are
54:52: you going to spend your $300? Well, hey, I've made
a $200 so far. All right, so I'm pretty solid.
54:58: Hey yo. Um, can you talk about your wife? Yeah,
she's pretty awesome. She speaks Russian. Taught
55:06: my kids Russian. She's Ukrainian. So, how much was
she? Wait, what? She I literally didn't even know
55:13: people but Ukrainians until like I got married to
her and she's like talking about it and they're
55:16: like, "It's a thing." She's a Ukrainian who
speaks Russian. They all speak Russian, most
55:22: of them. Unless they live way out in the village
somewhere. Is it Did you find her in Ukraine?
55:27: Where did you find her? How much did she cost? I
guess I I found her in Florida. She was trying to
55:32: do her masters. Oh, do you have a masters? Yeah.
In what? In basian economics. Economics. Yeah. And
55:40: you wanted to start a social media company with a
masters in economics. It's not a good idea. What
55:46: is what is the economies to scale of what you're
doing? It the basic if it starts monetizing is
55:51: every user is worth 40 cents a year. So if you get
a million users, it's 400,000 in revenue. you can
55:55: find like what is what is your map to getting
a million users? Uh most people go on social
56:01: media for content. So they don't actually post.
So if you can get content on there, you'll start
56:05: attracting people organically. And if you have
a better organized system, I think more people
56:09: would like it. How are you going to incentivize?
So let's Okay, so me and Timmy, we make content.
56:13: How how do you incentivize us to make content on
Facty? So you're going to get karma on there. So
56:18: every post that you make and then plus the facties
that you add plus the facties that your posts get,
56:23: they all say everything you just said again. Yeah,
good guys. Relax. Let him just [ __ ] say this.
56:31: Say it again. So So basically, if you make a post,
you get karma. If you get facts, we're diamond
56:38: it. Oh god. God damn. What you need? This is what
you need to be able to do. You need to be able to
56:44: get shot and pitch at the same time. We're trying
to help. It's all about It's about the military.
56:49: Channel the inner Ukrainian wife. All I can tell
you is don't [ __ ] with Ukrainians. You Russia
56:56: learned that. All right. Well, so this is actually
a very I actually like this a lot. I had a friend
57:01: who wanted to start a startup like this where
it's kind of like you have these Raphael shut up.
57:06: You're able to actually map things back to their
actual source. I think it's actually very cool. I
57:11: think it makes a lot of sense. And it's kind of
like is it purely a standalone service or is it
57:15: like a plugin into other services? How would that
work? Right now it's standalone. So everything is
57:19: just there. So I took this shitty picture earlier.
Can I can I pitch the content? Any kind of content
57:25: I need. I've been saying this. And then if you
look there's like an outrank bot that posts a lot.
57:30: It's just a bot. This is a bankruptcy lawyer's
wet dream. This is incredible. Can I Can I pitch
57:36: a startup really quick? You can tell me what you
think. I know. This is hard. No. Okay. Here's a
57:40: here's the idea. Here's the idea. Really strong
people take turns beating the [ __ ] out of this
57:46: [ __ ] kid. I'm down for that. Make some noise if
you would invest in that. Make some noise. I win.
57:53: I win. Tony wins. We need the 10 most strong
people up to the Josh. Josh, stand up. Josh,
57:59: stand up. Let's do the key of it right now. There
we go. Right there. [ __ ] Dan Bilzerian in the
58:05: back over there. Dan Bilzerian come over here and
beat the [ __ ] out of the kid in the red shirt.
58:09: Yeah, that's great. His parents need to send
him to timeout. [ __ ] that Portuguese twin.
58:14: He just took off his shirt. He just took off his
shirt. And is there anywhere shirts, guys? Can you
58:18: get this poor child a shirt? If you don't use a
shirt, he's going to [ __ ] moray 18. If someone's
58:24: selling testosterone, can we get some of that up
here, too? Please. Hey, can you take your paper
58:29: neck paperclip necklace and [ __ ] strangle this
guy with Who is that guy? Hell yeah. [ __ ] yeah.
58:36: Jesus Christ. Well, he's somebody's son. You're
you're startup son. Is that crazy? Somebody raised
58:42: this boy. That's crazy. That's crazy. This is why
active fathers. Well, thank you so much for what
58:47: you've done. We appreciate it. Thanks. Thank you
so much. All right. From the panel, we have Corey,
58:53: Julian, Dan, Timmy Noaks, and myself. If you
guys like this, you can follow us on YouTube.
58:58: We're about to launch on there. And yeah,
we're on Instagram. We'll clip it up and post
59:01: our highlights there from the evening. Thank you
guys so much. Have a great night. Get home safe.
