0:03: Yes. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and  gentles, animals and apes, how we [ __ ] doing 0:11: tonight? Make some noise for yourselves. Hell  yeah. Guys, this is your startup sucks. This is 0:18: the show. We're going to have a bunch of founders  startups in this uh Austin, Texas area pitching us 0:23: a minute. And then at the end of it, we're going  to have a panel of investors and comedians tell 0:26: us how they really feel about them. You guys  cool with that? Hell yeah. Also, the people up 0:32: front have paid. They have the privilege to  shoot us with Nerf darts anytime they want. 0:36: They have six darts. The one rule I'm going to say  is just no no head shots. Okay, this is the only 0:40: show that'll tell you please do body shots during  the show. Also, if you guys are wondering, I have 0:44: hand tremors. It's a medical condition. My hands  shake all the time. For me, every weight's a shake 0:48: weight. Okay, I Yeah, I'm not nervous. None of  you are that hot. All right, guys. Keep it going 0:53: for your first panelist. Uh, he's the founder of  the show. He's also the founder of a app. I don't 0:58: know what the [ __ ] it is. Called Reunion. Keep  your out for Julian, everybody. Julian, coming 1:02: on out. Julian. Julian. How many drinks can one  man have? Dear Lord. Julian, how you doing? I'm 1:10: doing great. How are you? Okay. The tech the tech  guy's going to meme the whole night. Apparently, 1:17: this is news to me. Julian, do you always dress  like a gay cowboy? Yes. Fantastic. This is fun. I 1:23: uh Yeah. Julian, how many shows have you done? Uh  what? Should I get a mic or something? Check one, 1:28: two. I've done That's the point of microphones is  that you speak into them. Yeah, that's true. You 1:32: know, I'm a little new to this, guys. You know,  I'm figuring it out. I've done 10 10 11 shows, 1:36: maybe, you know. Fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. So, you're  a veteran of the game. Anything you're looking 1:39: forward to tonight? Anything you want to come from  the show? Oh, man. I just want no [ __ ] footing. 1:45: Y'all be authentic. And if you sign up to pitch  and if you see that you're not cut out for this, 1:50: we're going to find you. We're going to get you  and bring you on the stage. He can say that he 1:54: is uh he is in charge of this. I for No, you're  in charge of this. I'm I am in charge of this. 1:59: I know nothing about business, so this will  be fun for me. I'm here solely to be mean, 2:03: which is fun. You can't affect my career. I've  been unemployed for 2 years. Fight me. Hey, 2:09: same here. Same here. What do you do? Call  my boss. I don't have one. Well, again, 2:14: my credit score can't get any worse. Who cares?  Guys, keep going for your next me uh the next 2:18: panelist coming to the stage. He is also a founder  of the show. Keep it going for Dan, everybody. 2:26: also the founder of Auto HDR. Dan, how you doing?  Fantastic. I'm doing great. How are you doing? You 2:33: are dressed cartoonishly what I think someone who  founds a business dress. That is great. You know, 2:39: they can make thinner shirts. I'm trying to look  less anorexic is what I'm trying to do. I wear 2:45: a few layers to look a little thicker. It's not  working. It's not. All right. Well, that's fun. 2:51: And give you one for our final panelist. Give  me one for Corey, everybody. Cory. Woo. He's the 2:58: founder of Clos Loop and been helping out with  the show a lot. Cory, how the hell you doing? 3:03: Dear Lord, I'm doing better now that we got this  great crowd out here. Let's go. Yeah, it's a great 3:07: crowd. Cory, do you always dress like you just  got done hunting? Well, I'm really white and I 3:13: get sunburned easily, so So, I just wear fishing  shirts everywhere. This is incredible. You look 3:18: like you're about to go crazy out of Cabela's. And  I'm I'm uh sponsored by Cabelas. Are you really? 3:23: No. No. Well, uh, then guys, keep going for your  final panelist. He's a comedian. If you follow the 3:27: show Kill Tony, you may have seen him. Keep going  for Timmy Noaks coming to the stage. Timmy Noaks. 3:38: Uh, Timmy. Timmy, record. Is this one mine? Uh,  this one is. They're both mine now. They're both 3:43: They're both They're both his. Timmy, how the hell  you doing? I'm good. I have a startup myself. Just 3:49: started. It's uh we raised money for Tits. giving  a woman touch. It's called tip for tat and uh tit 3:57: for tat. Yeah, I'm excited to [ __ ] look at you  dorks and call you gay. You're a huge huge venture 4:03: capitalist, right? Yeah, I invest uh thinking  about investing in one of your companies. So, 4:07: we'll see how you do. I have a lot of money.  Okay. He's got he's got he's got so much money. 4:14: He doesn't know what to do with all of it. Give  it up for my dad in the back. Yeah. Keep it going. 4:20: Yeah. We love it. Cool. Cool college shirt, golf  blazer, douchebag. He He just won the Masters. Can 4:26: I say that? Can I call this guy a douchebag? No,  he looks He looks powerful. Honestly, I'm in love 4:31: with you. I want to be careful. Yeah, you look  like you've never worked out in your life. So, 4:36: boom. Roasted. Boom. Sit the [ __ ] down. Sit  down. All right. Well, uh here's how this works. 4:45: You just have one minute to pitch your business.  Uh we'll keep it pretty loose if you a few seconds 4:49: over. I'm not going to yell, but if you go more  than that, I'm going to [ __ ] be furious. Uh, 4:53: we're going to go into this bucket. Julian's  going to be running the timer. And uh, yeah, 4:56: we'll bring out I'm going to I'm going to mix this  up a little bit. So, there's some parody on to who 5:01: we're choosing. But yeah, guys, you guys ready for  your first business this evening? [Applause] I'm 5:07: excited to see whatever the hell this is. Oh,  this is the hard part of the show where you find 5:10: out can the host read. What the [ __ ] Oh, this  is funny. It's a post-it note and it's so closed 5:19: itself shut on me. Oh, yeah. Let's get the guy  with hand tremor. Yeah. Yeah, that was me. Yeah, 5:25: we're not ADA approved. I'm sorry. Oh, okay. Oh,  very funny. Oh, yeah. Cuz I have [ __ ] up hands. 5:30: Oh, very funny. Real mature ableist. Do you jerk  off like that? You want to find out? Raphael Gold 5:38: Schultz. Give a gun for Raphael. Come up here,  you [ __ ] Jew. Yeah. Get up here. What he said. 5:45: All right, you guys ready for the timer? Yeah,  whenever you want. Raphael, speak to the mic. 5:48: Speak loud and proud. What are you How [ __ ]  old is this guy? I'm a little short, so I got 5:51: to bend the mic a little. Uh, my name is Rafael  Gulch Schultz. I'm pitching Spectra. Um, let's 5:58: go Spectra. Um, Spectra seeks to replace a US  military system that's been existing since 1996. 6:07: So what we do is we bring UI, real tech,  and predictive technology to technology 6:13: that's been existing since the '9s. Um, our main  goal is to leverage data into actual reasonable 6:21: results. Right? What happens is these there  are these super complicated military exercises 6:28: that cost from 15 to 60 million. They have  crisis actors, simulated social media feeds, 6:34: and even simulated news broadcasts. And what  happens is day of these it [ __ ] oh [ __ ] 6:42: uh these training exercises get cancelled day of  because they can't figure out their signals right 6:49: the walkie-talkies aren't working. [Music] Oh you  blew it. You blew it. You blew it. You blew it. 6:57: Just like the US military. Yeah. I I have a better  How old are you before I ask you any questions 7:04: about your business? I'm 22. You're 22. Okay. So,  1996 is older than you. Yeah. Uh, that is math. 7:10: 911 is older than me. Why would you say that? Why  would you [ __ ] say that? Answer the question. 7:19: Why would Because it's true. All right. All right.  Fair enough. 911. Fair enough. Fair enough. I have 7:24: a I have a better understanding of why building  7 fell than I do of what your startup does. 7:31: All right. You tell me who did 911. Um, that's  a really complicated question. All right, 7:37: the Jews. As far as I'm concerned, he said it, not  me. My father, I mean, I'm not here to speculate. 7:46: Would your technology theories you're you're  in the space of military technology is the only 7:50: thing I could take away from that. Would what  you do have prevented 911? Be real with me. Um, 7:56: it's possible, but we can sit here and speculate  about things that happened, but we can only act 8:02: about the future. Yeah. So, sorry I'm talking. Um,  so next time just be like, "I could have prevented 8:08: 9/11." Boom. Go in. Here's how. You know,  nobody understands what the [ __ ] you're doing, 8:16: but we would understand preventing 9/11. Okay.  Make some noise if you want to prevent 9/11. 8:22: [Applause] Okay. [ __ ] Superman didn't say [ __ ]  He did 911. He did 911. I've been watching the 8:32: news and they keep saying that microplastics are  accelerating puberty in Jinzi, not delaying it. 8:42: Incredible. Grossed. Incredible. Well, this is  great. So, do explain like like I'm an idiot. 8:50: Okay. In 10 seconds, what exactly does your  company do? We allocate spectrum bandwidth to 8:56: What? Talk better, man. Can you talk into the mic?  Just like Yeah. My apologies. We allocate spectrum 9:01: bandwidth to different places in Europe and across  the globe. Nice. I'm more confused, dumbass. So, 9:08: it might be a cognitive problem with you and not  with me. Oh, I'm going to put you over my knee and 9:15: spank your ass until you're making my shot. I hope  you do. I hope you do. That's gay. That's gay. You 9:22: fell into that. That's gay. That is crazy. Also,  you can swear on the show. Your parents aren't 9:26: here. Uh, I don't swear for religious reasons.  Okay. You already said [ __ ] dumb ass. What are 9:31: you doing? We got you. Play it back. Play it back.  We got the cut. What are we doing here? Wait, 9:36: what is Spectrum? You said you work for Spectrum.  I work for Spectra. Oh, Spectra. Family company. 9:42: Yeah. [ __ ] I never heard that. Are you the  founder of the company? I actually am. I shouldn't 9:47: be typing. I know. Boom. Sorry, I interrupted you.  I said you shouldn't be. Okay. I mean, it's too 9:53: late to change that. I don't think you could raise  money if you roofed your VC. I mean, I hope I VC 10:00: to get a little bit of money, right? If I bend  the VC over, right, maybe we can get a little bit 10:05: of bread. All right. I got a question. So, this  is a military service company, right? Yes, sir. 10:12: Show me what it's like to load a gun. No, musket.  Musket. Musket. I unfortunately wasn't alive for 10:20: the Revolutionary War, but judging by your looks,  I can tell you where. Oh, I'm literally 18 years 10:26: old. I'm younger than you. What are you talking  about? I've had sex with 18-year-olds who look 10:31: younger than you. You've never [ __ ] in your  life. Take out your dick. Prove that it exists. 10:38: Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you going to measure the  rings on it? Yes. Yeah. How many licks does it 10:47: take to get to the center? I You're shaking more  than Matt. It's crazy. Nicotine addiction is hard 10:53: to quit. All right, I won't sit here and deny  that. Yeah, of course this guy's [ __ ] vaping 10:57: during his big pitch. Winners are winners. Winners  are vapor. Dan Dan, what are your thoughts on this 11:04: startup? I I just want to hear if you have any  actual opinions or No. Yeah, I would I would love 11:09: to pull up your website if that's possible. Live  spectra.live. Pull it up. up. How do you How do 11:16: you spell that? How do you spell it? S P E C. Yes,  sir. S P E C. And if you can't spell track again, 11:23: another cognitive SP c T R A C K C. Can our Can  our guy do it? [ __ ] Thank god. Nice website. 11:34: Nice. You're [ __ ] [ __ ] 11:39: Aafford.com. Jesus Christ.  We're live cuz we're so live. 11:43: [ __ ] [ __ ] Backtrack.Llive. live. [Applause] 11:50: Let's go. This is like a basic word. Very  attractive faces on our company. Wait, 11:56: so he's the CEO? That makes him your boss?  I would not. I'm his boss, but I'm not the 12:01: CEO. We have a very, very well-versed political  science major who normally pitches this pitch. 12:07: How uh Oh my gosh. Whoa. Hey yo. Whoa. Spectre.  Wait, I thought we were looking at their website, 12:14: not LinkedIn. Let's look at my LinkedIn.  Wait, pull up the LinkedIn. Pull up his 12:19: LinkedIn. Pull up the LinkedIn. Let's do  it. First of all, he has 166. Actually, 12:26: let's click on my website. Wait, can we go  to Yeah. Can we go? Can we go to Does he have 12:30: recommendations? Does he have recommendations?  Yeah, let's click on my website. I'm excited. No, 12:36: you scroll down. Scroll down. Can't find the  website again. Tech problem. Let's focus on 12:41: our brains. We're supposed to be smart, right? If  you're in check, you speak you speak Spanish. Yes, 12:47: sir. Yeah. Fluent. I bet Spanish, if you  explained it, would be more clear. [Applause] Oh, 13:06: wait. Is that gay Spanish? Are you Spanish?  Spanish? I'm actually not from Spain. I was born 13:12: in Colombia, a country a little bit more famous  for other things than our technology knowhow. 13:17: But obviously, first Colombian I've ever seen  with a flat ass. That's That's more I feel No, 13:27: I'm not getting on the list. No, I did good.  I didn't fly to any islands. I'm not letting 13:34: this 18-year-old I will never understand what  the [ __ ] it is you do, man. And I mean, well, 13:38: we have no idea what you do, but thank you so  much. You three times, but I appreciate your 13:42: time. How many languages do you speak? Only three.  All right. Well, you're very good. I'm very proud 13:47: of you. There we go. Thank you. All right. Can  we get coming to the stage? Uh, the next draw, 13:55: Zach Zunina. Zach Zunija. Yeah. Yeah, there it  is. The the last What are the last four letters 14:03: of your name? I can't say that. But I Zach Zuniga.  All right. All right. Sounds good. Glad I'm proud. 14:09: Okay. So, my company is Interactive. We make  virtual environments for electromagnetic warfare. 14:14: So, everybody in this room right now has cell  phones, right? Every time you get a call to your 14:18: cell phone, you're releasing a signal you cannot  see. And that signal can be tracked, geoloccated, 14:23: jammed, whatever it may be. And so, every single  military officer, war fighter, whatever it may be, 14:28: that goes into a battle space, their live is on  the line because every time you send a signal, 14:33: you can geollocate it. So anything you're trying  to trying to do, you're cooked. For example, 14:37: there was a team in Africa. They got sent Navy  Seals. Six teams. Nobody knew about this mission. 14:42: And they all had Fitbits on their wrist and they  did this like, you know, every morning. These guys 14:46: are like crazy, right? 5:00 a.m. they wake up.  They run their one mile, 2 mile, three mile. And 14:50: suddenly the FCC is like, "Yo, why do you have  a bunch of guys in Africa running these laps all 14:55: the time?" They're like, "Wait, how do you know  about that?" Because they're wearing Fitbits, 14:58: right? Okay. And so we made a virtual environment  to simulate these emissions because you can't 15:02: see them, you can't touch them, you can't feel  them. And so how do you see them? You put them 15:05: into a virtual environment and that's what we  do. That's very good. Very good pitch. Johnny 15:11: Sue know me want to invest. I would love we're  actually raising a seed round right now. So yeah, 15:17: I'd love I love investors that I love money. Can't  go wrong with that. I'll plant a seed in your mom. 15:24: Where are you raising your seed round? Under  I35. You what? No, no, no, no. That's right. 15:30: Okay. Did you steal those paper clips out of the  supply closet incredible? No. You know what? I 15:35: go to University of Central Florida, so everybody  over there loves modeling simulation. I do league, 15:39: right? Yeah. I'm from Florida, man. Over there.  The heat here. Nothing compared to Florida. 15:42: I love Florida. Yeah. You heard that, Texans?  You're a bunch of [ __ ] compared to this guy. 15:49: That's Hey, we said no head shot, right? That was  a head shot. Is that a head shot? Yeah, that was 15:52: a head shot. What happened? He's such a Texan  he can't stop himself. Poor trigger discipline. 15:59: That's awesome. This is fun. All right. So, for  can you give me like a like a you explain like 16:03: what technology is? Can you like a use case  of what you do? Like would it be to uh like 16:08: fake people being in a certain situation? Yeah, we  could do that. So, we have a virtual environment, 16:13: right? So, we use You guys ever heard of game  engines? Unity. You guys know Unity is? Yeah. So, 16:16: we love Unity, right? And so, Unity, we've taken  the power of game engines. We've used their light. 16:21: Why don't you love diversity? Hey, have you guys  ever heard of Unreal before? We don't like Unreal. 16:28: That was a little a little complicated for us, but  you know, Unity, we love Unity. So, we take their 16:32: their light engine, right? Their light propagation  system, and we augment it to include RF physics, 16:37: right? So, we take frequencies, whatever  frequency it's at, we take it, we simulate it, 16:41: we have our own physics engine implied to this.  And so, now we can create, for the first time 16:45: ever in the history of humanity, have multiplayer  electromagnetic warfare operations happen with 16:50: partner nations. So if I'm here in Florida, right,  or Texas, right? I'm here in Texas. I have some 16:55: guys in Florida. Have some guys in Hawaii. We  can all train together for the first time ever 16:59: for electronic warfare. That's what we do. Wait,  why is everybody working the military? You know, 17:03: hey, you know what? Right now there's a happening.  I'm 21. I just turned 21 in April. Jesus Christ. 17:09: What is the military doing? What What do  we have? A super baby geniuses program? 17:15: What is going on? Thinking why are we just  letting like 22-year-olds run our military? 17:21: Say what you want. I like what Trump's done for  the country. I've always said it. There needs 17:26: to be more 20-year-olds in the US military  tech. What's the best lie you've ever told 17:30: an investor? What's the best lie? Yeah, be real  with me. They're not here. Okay. So, right now, 17:35: for the system to work, right, we've created  our own digital twin, right? I can't believe 17:39: he's answering. So, all that, it's important.  It's important. It's important. So, we've created 17:45: our own onetoone digital twin of relocation. So,  for example, take this building. We can create it 17:49: virtually. takes the entire building virtually,  all the materials, everything's right. And the 17:53: one thing investors love to hear is that we can  work with other devices. We can work with other 17:57: systems, right? The thing is, how can I say  I work with a system if I've never used the 18:01: system before? Like real talk. How how can I work  with a system I've never heard of before? Yeah, 18:05: Ted system. We're like, yeah, we can do that.  Yeah. Yeah. Trust, trust, trust. We can do 18:09: that. That's what we do. That's the biggest  lie I've told. So everything you just said, 18:14: do you also have a web? We do have a website. It's  a website. What? What is What is the URL? It's zu 18:20: l i s.com. z u l Oh, he got the where that [ __ ]  kid go. Yeah. Hey, while he's pulling that up, 18:29: what do you have more of? Customers or chest hair?  Definitely customers. You know what? I will say 18:34: this. In Florida, it's a big thing to have chest  hair. You know, you go to the beaches all the 18:37: time. You got a flex. Got the Hawaiian shirts.  You know what I'm saying? So, I got like little 18:40: three. I got a little three going on right here.  Kind of see it here. I shaved a little earlier. Is 18:45: that Is that Is that a real chain? Is this a real  chain? I don't know, man. My grandpa from Ecuador. 18:49: I'm Ecuadorian. You should not have your grandma  in your life anymore. That chain sucks. No. No 18:55: though. Your mother's shirt does look really good  on you. Like you bought it from woman's warehouse. 19:02: Yeah. Can you prevent 9/11? I don't think we can.  No, we can model it though. We can We can model 19:07: 911. We can show it. Time up. Shut the [ __ ] up,  Raph. Drink your [ __ ] white claw, douchebag. 19:18: There you go. There you go. That's it. You'll see  it. Boom. That's our game. That's what we made. 19:23: Changing the game in. Yo, I think I played this  [ __ ] in 97. Yeah, dude. What the [ __ ] Is this 19:29: Halo 1, dude? What the [ __ ] You know what? It  lowkey feels like it. But you got to understand. 19:33: No, it doesn't feel like it. It isn't. You know  the military guys, they have like [ __ ] No, 19:38: they have like flash cards. Like flash cards.  Yeah, that's that's their So the bar is so low. 19:42: You can do this [ __ ] h [ __ ] HTML [ __ ]  that No, it's it's impressive. These guys see 19:47: this thing and they're like, "Wow, this is the  first time we've ever seen anything more than 19:50: like a flash card. Can I join your startup? I feel  like uh I'm a vibe coder. Do you are you are you a 19:54: vibe coder?" A cursor all the way, baby. I don't  know. I love vibe coders. You know, Unity, C++, 19:59: C#, C++. Yeah, a little bit. You got that. Look  at that. There's different games. I'm sold on 20:06: this. I want to join. Oh, I like this. Oh, there  you go. You supposed to [ __ ] on me. I know, 20:10: man. No, but for real. No. Everybody we talked  to and we uh we showed this demonstration, 20:16: these guys are down bad. Again, they're  working with flashards. Okay, wait, wait. So, 20:21: hold on. So, wait. The VR headset all made it  make sense all of a sudden. Before it was like, 20:24: what? It's a video game for what it is. But it's  okay. It's VR then it's like training. I see. Now, 20:29: it's computer based training. We're  moving to augmented reality. So, 20:31: mixed reality. And so for the first time in your  entire life, literally in across the entire world, 20:36: you can visualize the electromagnetic spectrum.  So again, every cell is like every cell phone, 20:43: we can virtually create the signals propagating  from there for the first time ever. What does that 20:47: mean? What does that mean? So you lose me here.  You're like, we have a video game, but also we can 20:51: track your cell phones. Yeah. No, no. So So every  cell phone has a signal, right? So 2.4 5 GHz. 20:56: That's Wi-Fi. Slow down. Don't get too much. Don't  I got you? I got you. We're done. We're done. 21:00: So there's this thing called the electromagnetic  spectrum system on the spectrum putting it in your 21:05: game. Is that what you're saying? No. What we're  do is if you have a sensor outside your house and 21:08: you're recording a signal, we can import that  to the game and we can visualize it. Wait, why 21:12: can't they just play Call of Duty with each other  and just do that? Call of Duty doesn't have EW. 21:16: That's the sad part. Can you simulate 911? Hey,  low key. Yeah, we could like Okay. If you do that, 21:22: if you do that, I would seed. Okay. All right.  No, we we can make the Twin Towers in the game. 21:27: Can you can you play the terrace? All right. Well,  that's it. I think that's it. Enough. Thank you. 21:36: Hey, you look great. This kid sucks. All right.  Well, military rap is very loud for someone 21:43: who did not make a bit of sense on stage. It's  his first white. All of these names have to be 21:48: three to five syllables. This next guy, this name  doesn't even sound real. Chinaza unwa. Let's go. 21:58: So, we have to roast a black woman. No. Dear  Lord, my weakness. Perfect. It's my specialty. 22:05: There you go. All right, you guys. Keep it  going for your next founder. Janaza. Did I 22:10: mess up your name? That Janaza Anua. Very close.  Uh, say your age. Say your age before you start. 22:18: Say age. Age. How old are you? He wants to  know your age. Age. Uh, 21. What the [ __ ] 22:24: is going on? What is going on? No, I'm not I'm not  defense. I I like I'm vibe coding something. So, 22:29: I'm just chilling out here, you know. But All  right. Well, you have one minute. Start whenever. 22:33: Okay. Uh I before I start, I was coerced here,  so I haven't prepared anything. Um but yeah, 22:40: I basically have an app that basically gives  you weekly social challenges and interesting 22:44: ways to like interact with your friends and make  new friends. Uh and like we also have a bunch of 22:50: personalized growth tools. So, yeah, I'm working  on that right now. Um Basically, it's easy, 22:56: medium, hard. It basically uh is personalized  towards you, whether you're an introvert, 23:00: extrovert, and we have like games where you  can like interact with like your friends, 23:05: etc. So, yeah, you guys can ask questions. It's  pretty straightforward. I could show you the app. 23:10: I could show you the Instagram. What does it have  to do with the military? Right. Right. Right. So, 23:16: this is actually a secret mission to like, you  know, get people into the military. It's just, 23:21: you know, we can't talk too much about that.  Will you sell user data? Definitely to all the 23:26: big companies. Literally every single one. I have  all the numbers. Well, it sounds good to me. Yeah. 23:31: It's an app that sells user data. It sounds like  something. What kind of computer do you use to 23:35: vibe code? A MacBook amateur. I use I use a 130  H $130 HP laptop I got off of Facebook market. 23:45: Jesus. Whoa. Yeah. Did you check it for porn  first? I didn't. Maybe I should check them when 23:54: they get back. So, uh, Bob Marley with Tits. Uh,  do you do you ever watch porn? Is that something 24:01: you do? Are we? Yeah, that's great. Do they have  to I feel like I feel like I should answer that 24:08: question. But you should. Good good good answer.  You nailed it. Yeah. Correct. Correct. Good job. 24:13: Good job. Yeah, it's all user data, but not my  data. So, so what is this like Animal Crossing 24:17: for the military? Oh, yeah. Well, it's like  Animal Crossing for Gen Z. Like you basically 24:24: like meet people. Cool. Unique. Did you sign up  on the Google forum by any chance? No, I didn't. 24:28: Of course. I was dragged up here. I didn't want  to be here. Do you Do you have a website? I do. 24:32: We're official. We're official. And once again,  my question. Why isn't Julian on the left? Yeah. 24:41: Got a cameo. First of all, the best website of the  day by Miles. Why did you not get a dot live? Um, 24:51: that was too expensive for us to get, you  know, out of the budget. So, it's okay. You're 24:55: not doing military stuff. How long ago did you  start this? Uh, whatever the [ __ ] Make Wait, 24:59: wait, one sec. Make eye contact and hold it for  3 seconds before looking away. Julian, can you do 25:06: this? One, two. Okay. All right. All right. Our  way. All right. Well, that's pretty good. Well, 25:17: so that's like a lame challenge. I have more  interesting challenges. No, I think that's a 25:20: very tough challenge. You actually wrote that.  Exactly. That was in Chad GBT. Will this cure 25:25: autism? That's Say that again. Is this slowly  curing autism? Um, oh, that's a hard question. Um, 25:34: probably not. Okay. But maybe in the  future. Yeah. Well, do you not care 25:38: about autism? I care deeply about autism. Okay.  Very deeply. Okay. You answered that wrong. All 25:48: right. Well, this is a beautiful website.  How how is this going to get involved into 25:52: the [ __ ] military? Why are you want What the  [ __ ] going on? That's under wraps. I can't 25:56: talk about that aspect of that. So, how did how  do the games integrate with the the complete It's 26:03: like you complete a task, then you get to play  the game, or do the games somehow like progress 26:07: your ability to make eye contact? So, the main  feature of the app is the social challenges. So, 26:12: you have like a weekly streak feature. It's  kind of like Dolingo that like kind of keeps 26:16: you accountable. You can like kind of write  to yourself like a journal type thing. Um to 26:21: like see what you want to get better at.  You can like set your own social goals, 26:25: all of that stuff. And can you I'm going to  cut you off. I'm so sorry. Uh I'm actually not 26:29: that sorry. But um when what's one of the social  challenges? Give me an example of it. Yeah. So, 26:36: like an example is like go to an event that  you've never been to, like somewhere like out 26:42: of a real house with like a group of people that  you've never been around and like try to start a 26:46: conversation with like at least three people.  Okay, great. So, have you ever been here? No, 26:51: I haven't. Start a conversation with that man  right now. Yeah. Let me see it. Let me see 26:55: this in action. Hey, what's your name? Good job.  Good job. Good start. Exactly. Now, this woman, 27:00: I want you to start a conversation with this woman  right now. You got You got to go three for three, 27:03: otherwise you fail for the day. Three. Yeah. I  love your hair today. It looks really pretty. 27:07: What's your name? Nice to meet you, Chanaza. Okay.  Why do you have a gun, ma'am? The pedophile right 27:13: there. You have the right have a conversation with  him, but it needs to uncover what he what what 27:20: he's done illegally. I don't talk to pedophiles.  Great job. That's a whole mine. All right. Who Who 27:26: do you think you're going to meet first? Jesus. Am  I going to meet? Okay. Jesus or a paying customer? 27:33: Um, you know, I'm like feeling it out. It could  be either or. Maybe we have Armageddon this year, 27:40: so we'll see. Maybe Jesus doesn't Jesus isn't  real. So, how would that work? Oh, his words, 27:45: not mine. His words, not mine. Talk about  the military. What the [ __ ] is that all 27:50: about? This is What is this? No, I I get sued if  I talked about the milary. Who's going to sue you, 27:55: Donald Trump? What's going on? I love I love  the friend names you had up there. He gives you 27:59: examples of friend names and it's like Emil Ned  did. Uh they're all just nonsense names. I do love 28:05: unique names. Fun names. Yeah, my name is Matt and  that sucks. Yeah, that must suck. You have like 50 28:11: of you. Timmy. Timmy. No breaks is a unique name.  That's very unique. Yeah, my my black mother gave 28:16: it to me so it makes sense. I'm half black. I have  black. Wait, so where you from? Oh, what does that 28:24: question mean? No, where you No, like you're not.  You're visiting for the military [ __ ] going on, 28:29: right? Yeah. Yeah. Where are you from originally?  So, I'm originally from Dallas. I went to UT. Um, 28:35: and I really like Austin, so I'm still here. Yeah.  Graduated a bit early here. That's great. You've 28:39: done a great job, by the way. I think your  startup is fine. How do you pronounce your 28:43: name first and last? Actually, you could give it  a try and then I could just I'll try it. Hey yo, 28:48: China Anaga. How close was he? Very close.  Very close. Chinaza Anangua. All right. Janaza, 28:57: thank you so much. Thank you, Janaza. Thank you.  It was good. What a beautiful website of hipsters 29:04: around a fireplace. Oh boy. Just the thing the  military is trying to end. All right. This is the 29:13: most entertaining part, I think. I swear to God.  Can we get a closeup? Keep pushing. That was me, 29:18: buddy. That's me right there. I folded that  [ __ ] It's all folded. Folded post-it notes. 29:23: He just for this [ __ ] disabled right  there. Almost as dumb as every person 29:26: that's come up. That's why I do this. Oh, it's  just Arthur, but it's misspelled somehow. Uh, 29:34: keep it going for Arthur. Everybody come to the  stage. Oh, Sham Baker Freish Beck. How y'all doing 29:40: tonight? All righty. How many of you in this  room are uh spending money on cloud costs? Ah, 29:47: we got a couple. We got a couple out there.  So, uh, what I do is I go out and I source, 29:52: uh, private pricing agreements with AWS, Azure,  and Google Cloud. Um, and we take those and 29:57: we bundle those up into a package deal and we  pass those on to the individual consumers. So, 30:02: if you're spending a lot of money and you want  to reinvest that money into your business, 30:06: we can make that happen. We charge you no money  upfront. We only charge you after we save you, 30:11: and we only charge you a portion of that. So, we  eat what we kill. If uh you'd be interested in, 30:16: you know, making more money and having a  good time, come talk to me after the show. 30:25: Sweet. Any questions? Where do you get your  haircut? Oh, I don't know. Not so super cuts, 30:32: you [ __ ] It's a nice perm, though. I like  it. That's a personality. You look like all 30:36: three Stooges if they were anorexic. And that's  incredible. Take Take your glasses off for a 30:41: second. Put it back on. Put it back on. Yeah,  that was tough. This is fun. You do look like 30:48: like a like a offensive character of like what  a nerd would be in a cartoon. Represent. Like if 30:54: someone were to draw you, people would be like,  "Hey, that's offensive. We don't all look that 30:57: bad." That is funny. I think your company seems  fine. I do love how you just pitched it to the 31:02: crowd. I think that's the way to go about this  show. Sweet. Um, a question we've been asking 31:06: everyone tonight. Uh, could it stop 911? Could  it stop 911? I don't know. I don't know. There's 31:13: a lot of terrorists out there. Some of them  might be in a bad mood if they're spending too 31:17: much money. You know, it could be argued. You  know, we could help a lot of people. So, wait, 31:22: you serve the terrorists? Is that you serve the  terrorists every day? You are the first you are 31:27: the first proter terrorist person to present.  And might I say great job. Great job. I mean, 31:33: that is a niche market. I think you might be on  to something, honestly. But yeah, the vertical so 31:37: far down. We're focused. We're locked in. But  seriously, gets ready. 9 9/11 for or against? 31:43: Yeah, seriously. I don't know. I mean, why why  against 911? Obviously, I'm against 911. So, 31:50: I've met some of this guy. We don't know if Are  you against 911 or are you for 911? For it. Oh, 31:56: okay. Clip that. Catch a clip. Clip it. Cut  it. I I've met some of Arthur's customers. 32:02: And the most common feature request they  have is for him to shut his business down. 32:09: So, Arthur, are you pro- uh Zionist or are you  No, no, no, no, no, no. Taking over on that 32:16: one. We're not getting this kicked off YouTube  episode one. Are you famous? Are you Jewish? I 32:24: am part Jewish. You're part Jewish? Yeah. What?  You think that nose? What's the What's the deal 32:28: with Israel? What are you doing? No, dude. Ask  the military folks here. Why do you Why do you 32:34: have money? That's not That's not the issue. The  issue is that people use his service about as 32:39: much as Julian uses his gym membership. What they  want what we want is we want we want him to use 32:46: it as much as Dan uses his Pornhub membership.  Yeah. Let's let's bring it. How do you How do 32:51: you save people money? Can you say that one more  time? Make it Make it very clear. We get we get 32:55: monster contracts with Amazon and Google or or  Did you say monster contracts? Monster contracts 33:02: freaking big and we get a discount on them, right?  Hey, if we're going to spend a lot of money, 33:06: we get to save a lot of money. We get a big  discount and we pass those on to you so you 33:10: can afford to save like Fortune 500. So, it's a  group on for businesses. We're like Costco. Yeah, 33:16: exactly. But we we deal with supercomputers. At  what point will you shave your head? Never. These 33:22: locks represent me. If this video gets 100 likes,  will you shave your head? Question. Is that Is 33:30: that your Is that your penis? Is that his penis?  Zoom in. Push in on that. Great. That's his penis 33:37: editor. Well, has a huge [ __ ] and that I will  invest in. I'll invest in your [ __ ] Not your 33:43: company. You got Matt, you missed this. I make a  lot of money. Two months ago, Arthur said, "Yeah, 33:49: I said, Arthur, if you hit 100,000 in revenue, if  you don't hit 100,000 in revenue, you got to come 33:53: back and we're going to clip some of your hair off  and we're going to superglue it to your face." So, 33:56: the question is, are we above or below 100,000 in  revenue? Uh, the contracts are private. We signed 34:02: some NDAs. I respect my customers privacy. That's  a no. Oh, incredible. That's a goddamn no. What do 34:09: you think? I think uh your hair looks like pubes.  That's honestly what I think. I'm If you ask me, 34:16: that's what I think. Well, I got to tell you this.  Your website could not be any more empty. Well, 34:21: let's scroll. I like how the bottom pit space.  It's called aesthetic. I love it. With zero 34:26: changes. Why Why is the G cut off? Why is the  G cut off? Cuz what you should be cutting off 34:31: is your hand. You're trying to find the G spot.  Go on now. Reload the page. We did some We did 34:36: some more. Interesting. Interesting. Wait. Go up.  Go up. Go up. Can we book a Who is your tech guy? 34:45: Who's [ __ ] It's me. It's me. I'm the tech  guy. I'm the guy tech guy. I'm everybody. No. 34:50: Can you Can you press book a call? Can we book  a call right now? Book it. Let's call him. Book 34:55: a call. Book a call. Will your phone number pop  up? I hope so. No. It's just going to let y'all 35:00: book a meeting. Wow. not available at all.  It's going great. He's available all day, 35:05: every day. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] He's got so  much free time. He's got a lot of free time. Yeah, 35:12: that's like my calendar. 7 a.m. Can I No, I  want to wake up early. Book a 7 a.m. call. I 35:18: would book a 7 a.m. Just [ __ ] it. Who cares?  Timmy, no breaks. Timmy, you can buy some cloud 35:24: services. I'll book a 7 a.m. call with you. See,  everybody wants it. Yeah, I'd like to go up on a 35:29: cloud so I could jump off and kill myself after  buying this. It's big pit of bitches@gmail.com. 35:35: Yeah. Yeah. Or that. Yeah, that's right. I'm  embarrassed by it. All right. All right. Okay. 35:38: Put a random phone number. 555555. That's a lot  of [ __ ] steps, dude. They should just stop at 35:44: email. Why do you want their phone number? I don't  know. Zoom created this. I didn't create this. If 35:48: I created it, it would be most so smooth. The  very smoothest. Do you do you think you should 35:52: create it? I don't think so. That'd be a lot of  work. Do you want to create it for me? You can 35:57: customize this [ __ ] You It asks you if you want  phone number included. This is This is a personal 36:03: question. Would you struggle with maintaining eye  contact with someone 3 seconds at a time? One, 36:10: two, three. That was hard for me. All right, I  got a question for you. All right. How big would 36:17: a deal have to be for you to pass up sex to close  it? Well, he's never had it, so I don't know. The 36:24: first guy The first guy was [ __ ] 18year-olds.  Give me a number. Jesus Christ. You're going to 36:29: talk about sex. You said it. Not me. It was real.  We are talking about government here. Like you're 36:34: going to have a second island. That is funny. That  is very funny that the one government contractor 36:38: was like, "I [ __ ] 18year-olds." And I was like,  "Don't say that, Mr. Government." He's so used to 36:43: He's so used to like networking with government  officials. He thinks that's a selling point. 36:46: That's funny. Okay. All right. Spectre. How uh  how old? Spec is on the Epstein list. Spectre 36:55: is on the Epstein list. He was on the island as a  client and a customer. The first person to do it. 37:02: The first person to just go there and jerk off.  He's doing it right now. Oh god. How How old are 37:10: you? I am 23. Who are you guys [ __ ] hanging out  with? You guys are [ __ ] more of a You make this 37:18: guy look like he doesn't have a mustache. That's  what you guys do. Hey, we like them young. Oh, 37:22: don't go to the nice website. Hey, what are you  doing? It's been great uh talking to you. Arthur, 37:26: you did a great job. Thank you so much. Thank you  so much for having me. Y'all check them out. He 37:32: really does have a good business. So, if anybody's  trying to statement in Cloud Constead of Arthur, 37:35: is there a Marggo here? Margo. All right, keep  going for Margaret coming to the stage. I'm Yeah, 37:40: buddy. Woo! Hey, nice jump. Hey yo, confident.  Marggo, you have a minute. Go crazy. So, 37:50: so you know how like a lot of people are going  into to like chat apps or whatever the [ __ ] And 37:55: speaking of the microphone, speak right into right  into it. Yeah. Right here. So, a lot of people are 37:59: going into their chat bots and whatever. I still  didn't do it. I didn't do it. Okay. Even closer. 38:04: Awkward. Okay. So, they're going into their chat  apps and whatever and they're like scheduling 38:09: their weeks and their plans or whatever. And  so a lot of people are going in and now they're 38:13: like buying 15 journals. They use two pages. Can't  lock anything down. I was like, I need a app that 38:19: does it all. So you go straight from the chat.  You have some notes that you review. Boom. Go 38:24: straight into your calendar. Um you can use the  inapp calendar or you can export your IC's for 38:30: email. Super simple. Um super simple calendar app.  Yeah. Super easy. Yeah. Uh did I use No one heard 38:39: what the [ __ ] you said. I have no idea what you  just said. I'm going to level with you here. You 38:42: go. No. Speak into the microphone. So, what you  do is Hey, there we go. Hallelujah. All right. So, 38:51: no, your pitch is over already, by the way. We  stopped that. What happened? I don't know what 38:55: happened. Do you want to go on my website? Go on  my website. No, let's talk to you first. [ __ ] 38:59: this [ __ ] Real quick. Real quick. So, it's just  a calendar app that you talk to. You talk to the 39:04: chat app. Little chat part. Oh, [ __ ] How did  you miss someone who was right? I missed not in 39:12: the military. Okay, so not a head shot. All right.  Wow. Texans shooting black people. That's crazy. 39:17: Incredible. Incredible. Incredible. Put the camera  on. Zoom in. Cut it. What are we doing here? Go 39:21: to It's a chat app. Go to the chat straight into  your calendar. I think a chat would be better for 39:28: our tech. So So I actually do have a question. So  what's the difference between like me talking to 39:33: Siri and putting something on my calendar? What  are you doing? Um I got you planned the whole 39:38: week. Stressing me out. No, no, for real. For  real. Scroll down. Plan the whole week. Scroll the 39:42: [ __ ] down. You'll have multiple tasks, right?  So, I was in project management and I left my 39:45: job to like pursue this stuff, right? Did you quit  it? Yeah. Oops. Silly. Silly. I can go back. It's 39:52: whatever. How much money could we give you right  now to quit quit this and just walk away? Um, 39:58: you know, 150. 150 right now. I'll give you 150  cents. Maybe. Silly. Don't take more than that, 40:04: brother. You're wearing a Nike shirt. Maybe just  do it. I don't do What? Did that go over my head? 40:13: I missed it. Yeah. I think if the IRS audited your  financials, they would laugh. They They would cry. 40:20: I would cry, dude. No. Timmy just asked permission  to do something. He got told no. Tim just wanted 40:28: to know. He just wanted to know. He just wanted  to know. What are you do? That's not what I said. 40:33: That's not what I said. What do I do? That's  [ __ ] up. That's [ __ ] up. That's [ __ ] up. 40:37: Matt, never mind. Matt, that's [ __ ] up.  I make apps and I live on my investments, 40:42: brother. Help me out. Nice. No, that's great. Do  you have What's your What's your website URL? Our 40:47: tech guy is currently per us. I'm I'm Would you  buy thisapp.com girl? Would you buy thisapp.com? 40:54: Do would you buy thisapp.com? Would you buy  thisapp.com? First of all, incredible domain. Uh, 40:58: anyone see any question where did you and if you'd  like to be listed, let me know. Go to the bottom 41:02: and submit your app for more eyes on your stuff.  Where did you buy your Where did you get Where'd 41:08: you get your tattoos so we can burn it down? Your  mom's house. Oh, my mom. Whoa. She's a very tattoo 41:16: artist. Whoa. Guys, I'm just [ __ ] I'm trying  to have a conversation. I don't know what you're 41:22: talking about. I can't believe you said that about  my mom. Brother, where you at? Did you sign up on 41:28: the Google form? Of course. She cuz she has three  companies and zero revenue. God damn it. God, 41:35: actually. All right. You know what? Am I wrong?  This is good. You are correct. I'm correct. Okay. 41:41: Boom. Got it. Next time I'll run the computer.  How about that? Can the people see my website? 41:46: Do you want to see my website? Let's go. Would  you buy this?app.com, bro. Hey, all right. So, 41:55: get yourself up here, man. You guys, so  you can get some more eyes. Oh [ __ ] So, 42:02: click the calendar builder. Wait, wait. There's  three votes on Reunio. Can I see what I feel like 42:06: you should change your app your you should  change your website to would you buy this 42:09: app.virus. Mom's a virus. I'm your mom's my answer  all. Is this a Is this like a competition? No, 42:17: it's I'm just trying to show Cloud Cuts is on  there, too. Of course. Of course. Because you're 42:23: not going to remember his website. So, go to  mine. Arthur's on here. Arthur, why should Wait, 42:28: wait, wait, wait, wait. One sec. Real quickly,  Arthur, can you come up here real quick? Yes, 42:32: back on the stage real quick. The calendar build  with that, D. No, no, no. One sec. One sec. No, 42:36: we've got No, I got to be fair. He's in charge.  Okay, real quick. Real quick. 10 seconds. Why 42:41: should we vote for your app over Arthur's? Um,  because you'll use it. All right, Arthur. Arthur, 42:47: why should we vote for yours over hers? Because  you'll make a lot of freaking money. Okay, 42:54: you're going to vote regardless. Hey Siri, can  you set a reminder to kill myself right now so 43:01: I can Yeah, put it in the calendar, please.  You only do one. Yeah, just add it to the 43:06: calendar. You have the time. All right. Well,  thank you so much, Marggo. You've been great. 43:12: Actually, one sec, guys. Keep it going for Ben  Snater from Anywhere Shirts. Ben Snater. Guys, 43:18: keep it going for Ben. Everybody, round of  applause for Ben as he comes to the stage. 43:21: Yeah. So, Ben's not here tonight. Actually,  sadly, there was an incident involving a 43:28: golf cart and getting arrested by the police.  So, what we're going to talk about tonight, 43:32: we're going to talk about marketing and chat GBT  integration. So, uh we got a whole t-shirt sucks. 43:42: Whoa. I like this. I like this.  I like this a lot. Hey yo, 43:50: get this man a shirt. Yeah, you guys have  seen me before. There's a lot of technology 43:56: going around here tonight. Yes, sir. I don't  know anything about that, but you know what? 44:00: I do know about t-shirts. Go ahead and throw  that thing on right now. You guys already know 44:05: I'm the t-shirt plug. I got the best ones, but  tonight's going to be a little different. I got 44:10: a deal for you guys. You take a picture right  now. Tag Anywhere shirts, okay, on Instagram. 44:15: post real story. First three of you guys to do  that, you're getting a free one. Everybody else, 44:22: you're getting a discount code for 20% off.  All right, so check this out. Incredible. 44:29: All right, round of applause for Anywhere  shirts, everybody. Anywhere shirts. Do you 44:32: think about you think about making pants? Um, no.  I usually don't wear them, so it's not my thing. 44:42: Incredible. I I don't really love the product, but  I love the pitch. I love that pitch. Why does the 44:48: duck on that guy's shirt look like a dick? This is  incredible. Is that Is that you or your boyfriend? 44:55: That's that's that's my herum right there.  Incredible. Are all your shirts cut off? No, 45:02: but uh that that is an option that uh you can do  yourself. He cannot hear. I always wondered who 45:08: leaves comments on pornup videos, and I think I  just found out. Incredible. Talk to us about your 45:15: logo. Go up to the top. Go up to the top. It's a  seagull. Who's your Who's your [ __ ] tech guy? 45:22: Who is this guy? God damn. Up there. Go up to the  top. Todd, please. That's what I'm talking about. 45:29: Talk to us about your logo. It's a It's a seagull  with a sword strapped to its back. I don't think 45:34: that's what that is. It looks like a syringe.  Yeah, it looks like a a [ __ ] heroin addicted 45:39: seagull. It looks like the seagull's about to  shoot up. Yeah, it's perfect there. What How 45:46: do you feel about steroids? How do I feel? Yeah.  Uh just going by physique. I don't know. I mean, 45:53: how do you feel? How do you feel about  hiring a designer for a shirt company? 45:59: I have. Also, why does the seagull look like  a penis with legs? That's true. I don't know. 46:07: I think I think you That literally looks like a  dick. That looks like a dick, dude. Looks like a 46:11: dick. A dick, dude. Well, you heard it here first.  Maybe I should make it a dick. That'd be a better 46:16: logo, dude. Do Do you do custom shirts or is it  just your designs? No. No. That's That's a way 46:21: you can run a business, but that's not what I Are  those fake sunglass? Did you Did you mock those up 46:26: onto that, man? Those sunglasses? What was that?  Are those fake? Those are fake sunglasses. No, 46:31: that's that's my next uh amazing startup. It's  called It's called Anywhere Sunglasses. Are you 46:37: serious? No. Okay. Yeah, cuz after starting this,  the number one thing you need is another startup. 46:44: Go to the difference. I want to know what the  difference is. Yeah. What is the difference? 46:48: Go check it out. Go to the difference. Go to  the difference. This is good. This show will 46:52: be good someday if we know how to run a laptop.  This guy is definitely going to be pitching a 46:57: strip club for sure. This is incredible. I like  you. I like you up front. You look powerful. 47:04: Let's look at Let's Can we scroll down? Can we  read the difference? Hold on. Let's read. So, 47:09: why would you get these t-shirts instead of an  infinite variety of other ones? They're made in 47:14: America. Please, please don't read. All right,  keep reading. Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll 47:20: down. Scroll down. They're made in America.  We got the better fabric. Whoa. We got We got 47:25: 15% going to charity. Okay. Whoa. Is it going to  veterinarians? Veterans. Think about the military. 47:33: You had a chance to integrate with what people  were doing. Nice. Big shot. Sick shot. That was 47:38: good. We like that. You paid big money for that.  No, no, no. It's going to Puppies Behind Bars. 47:44: It's a It's like a nonprofit. There's a nonprofit  be called Puppies Behind Bar like jail. That looks 47:49: like a Vietnamese restaurant. No, they they have  Jesus. Is it a puppy? You're donating money. The 47:54: puppy prison. They have inmates train service  dogs for like combat vets. It's super cool. 48:00: Oh, I wanted I wanted to outsource the  nonprofit part. It's both. So they and 48:05: so it like benefits three groups. The dog  was that a condition of your mom investing? 48:11: My mom is uh she she doesn't know about this  idea. She's she's a little sketched out. Yeah, 48:17: she keep it that way. Um so what breed of dog do  you think would be best at stopping 911? Yeah, 48:25: I love whippers. I don't know. I  think I'd be better at stopping 911. 48:30: Snoop Dog. The guy without a microphone says Snoop  Dog. That's a great answer. Okay. Keep scrolling 48:34: down. Keep scrolling down. Keep scrolling down.  Okay. So, the the only two difference are are that 48:42: you're saying it's good quality and you donate to  a puppy prison thing and it's made in America. Oh, 48:48: and they're sick. Duh. [ __ ] make me sick throw  up. But got your ass. Hey, I I literally You're 48:57: in the lead because I like the pitch more than any  other. It's the worst product by far, but it's the 49:03: best pitch. It's the best pitch. I've seen this  guy in seven years and the first thing I see he 49:08: tells me within 5 seconds of him seeing me, "Hey  man, I got to rip off your shirt." Incredible. 49:13: Seen this guy in seven years until the day. He  drove in from San Antonio like two hours ago 49:17: and didn't know he was doing this. Okay. Are you  going to see this man again? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. 49:26: Only literally unless you are going to shoot  somebody in the dick, don't shoot it at all. Okay, 49:30: that's the rule. Shoot somebody in the dick  or don't shoot them at all. What' you write on 49:35: this? Incredible. Instructions. You guys get your  picture so you can be in the top three so you can 49:41: get a free shirt. All right. You literally are  going to have three people do this. Only three 49:46: people. Free ones. All right. All right. Make some  noise if you if you did this. Make some noise if 49:52: you did this. Yeah. Hell this guy. Disguise your  skill set every swear to God. Got one. All right. 49:59: Well, that's been fun. Thank you so much. Keep  going for Hell yeah. I can't wait to hear their 50:04: opinions on 911. Keep it going for Khalil Kabib,  everybody. Khalil Kab, whatever. Shoot this man. 50:10: All right. No, do not. Round of applause for  Khalil. Everybody, keep it going for Khalil. 50:16: All right. So, my name is Khalil and my platform  is called Collab. We connect people to spaces and 50:22: other people. So, think of it as like class  pass but for workspaces. So, you get access 50:27: to credits and you can book multiple locations  such as co-working spaces, studios all through 50:33: one platform. And then you can see how many people  are working where. It's basically a global network 50:39: for spaces and people. Nice. I love Wei work.  Um, except we don't own any of the spaces. Oh, 50:46: okay. You know this exists, right? kind of. So  you'll be a a competitor to the other places 50:53: that do this. Yeah. So with with us, we're like  super people first. So you can literally see how 50:58: many people are working where and you can connect  with people in like would you say it's premium 51:04: quality and you donate to vets? So So how did you  come up with the idea for this? Uh so essentially 51:09: speaking, uh I had a space for 2 years. So  I had a 4,000 ft² co-working space and No, 51:15: talk to him. People kept complaining that  my space was too far. So now we can work 51:20: in different spaces like all across the country.  So we have spaces in Houston, spaces in Orlando, 51:25: and in New York. Mhm. All right. Well, that  sounds great. Shout out to Florida. Yeah. 51:31: Do you want to look it up? No, we're never  going to get I don't think we're able to do 51:34: that. That's on us. That's We'll take the hit on  that bravo.com. That's a me thing. It's not you, 51:39: it's me. All right, cool. What What time is it?  How many How many Look at the time. I need help. 51:45: You have a watch. All right, we have time for one  more. You got to You got to watch them. What time 51:48: is it? Gang time. Time to get the [ __ ] out  of here. All right. Well, thank you so much, 51:53: please. Thank you. You were great. Thank you  so much. In the dick. In the dick. Thank you 51:58: so much. Audience, please stop fighting with each  other. I did. I did. I will say this. I thought 52:03: you had the best hits of the night. For real. You  had the best. I really did. Uh, well, let's keep 52:08: going for our last presenter of everything. John  Snider, everybody. John Snider. Woo! John, John, 52:15: John, John, John. All right. John Snider. Autism.  Autism. Autism. All right. There we go. i.com. 52:25: Yes, I know it's extra. So, uh, yeah, it's another  social media type platform. This one, I promise 52:32: you, is not like your grandma's platform. I don't  recommend posting there. Real quick, guys, can you 52:37: please be quiet so John can present without rudely  interrupting? Okay, keep going, John. Thanks. 52:42: Um, so yeah. So I promise it's not just another  social media. When you post there, your posts 52:46: actually get uh you can get facties on them. Those  could be actual factual information like this is 52:52: where this post happened. This is the date or  here's a source and citation of something that's 52:57: verifying what you did. Um, and then we generate  source pages from all the sources. So imagine like 53:02: you have something that says, "Hey, the FBI said  this." And then you can actually track every time 53:06: they've lied. Or you can say, "The NSA said X."  I used to work with the NSA, so I'll just throw 53:11: that out there. Um, so yeah, so I used to be on  Facebook. They have those little custom reactions 53:16: and they just didn't have enough for me. So I was  like, let's just make some custom ones. You know, 53:20: I really want to [ __ ] on people. It sounds fun.  Um, and then my intelligence Thank you. I got I 53:26: got a quick question. When When are you do when am  I what? Never mind. When are you do how do you how 53:34: do you feel about making eye contact with three  people for three seconds? honest opinion. I I 53:38: don't like it, but I get you're supposed to do it.  No, I get it. We could tell. And holy [ __ ] John, 53:43: I want to clarify. So, you are a social media  company. In the bottom left of your website, 53:46: thank god we got it up. You have 110 community  members. Yeah, there's not many. Yeah, I'd imagine 53:52: most of them are bots. So, we haven't formerly  launched. Uh, the intent here is I'm trying to 53:58: get a bunch of content and then hopefully it  could grow organically. Hey, wait, wait, wait, 54:02: hold on. Are you Are you I feel like I know you.  Are you Steve from Blues Clues like 20 years ago? 54:09: That's what I loved doing Blues Clues. So you're  just uh Twitter community notes. That's it. Yeah. 54:15: Proactive and you can [ __ ] on people. So it's  kind of fun. So it's just it's just Twitter but 54:20: with more factchecking. We have a map too. Do you  have a map? Yeah, you can see the map. It It's 54:25: kind of shitty. You can go look at it. We have  the first I beta. So do you like do you like dox 54:30: everyone like every time they post like you can  see their address? You can like so in theory the 54:34: war in Ukraine you can tag every single video that  has been there and then you can go scroll through 54:38: them or you can see them on a map see where all  the explosions happened. So when your startup 54:43: reaches its full potential. Yeah, that page is  uh when your when your startup reaches its full 54:48: potential and you cash out I've got a question for  you. I don't plan on cashing out. How are how are 54:52: you going to spend your $300? Well, hey, I've made  a $200 so far. All right, so I'm pretty solid. 54:58: Hey yo. Um, can you talk about your wife? Yeah,  she's pretty awesome. She speaks Russian. Taught 55:06: my kids Russian. She's Ukrainian. So, how much was  she? Wait, what? She I literally didn't even know 55:13: people but Ukrainians until like I got married to  her and she's like talking about it and they're 55:16: like, "It's a thing." She's a Ukrainian who  speaks Russian. They all speak Russian, most 55:22: of them. Unless they live way out in the village  somewhere. Is it Did you find her in Ukraine? 55:27: Where did you find her? How much did she cost? I  guess I I found her in Florida. She was trying to 55:32: do her masters. Oh, do you have a masters? Yeah.  In what? In basian economics. Economics. Yeah. And 55:40: you wanted to start a social media company with a  masters in economics. It's not a good idea. What 55:46: is what is the economies to scale of what you're  doing? It the basic if it starts monetizing is 55:51: every user is worth 40 cents a year. So if you get  a million users, it's 400,000 in revenue. you can 55:55: find like what is what is your map to getting  a million users? Uh most people go on social 56:01: media for content. So they don't actually post.  So if you can get content on there, you'll start 56:05: attracting people organically. And if you have  a better organized system, I think more people 56:09: would like it. How are you going to incentivize?  So let's Okay, so me and Timmy, we make content. 56:13: How how do you incentivize us to make content on  Facty? So you're going to get karma on there. So 56:18: every post that you make and then plus the facties  that you add plus the facties that your posts get, 56:23: they all say everything you just said again. Yeah,  good guys. Relax. Let him just [ __ ] say this. 56:31: Say it again. So So basically, if you make a post,  you get karma. If you get facts, we're diamond 56:38: it. Oh god. God damn. What you need? This is what  you need to be able to do. You need to be able to 56:44: get shot and pitch at the same time. We're trying  to help. It's all about It's about the military. 56:49: Channel the inner Ukrainian wife. All I can tell  you is don't [ __ ] with Ukrainians. You Russia 56:56: learned that. All right. Well, so this is actually  a very I actually like this a lot. I had a friend 57:01: who wanted to start a startup like this where  it's kind of like you have these Raphael shut up. 57:06: You're able to actually map things back to their  actual source. I think it's actually very cool. I 57:11: think it makes a lot of sense. And it's kind of  like is it purely a standalone service or is it 57:15: like a plugin into other services? How would that  work? Right now it's standalone. So everything is 57:19: just there. So I took this shitty picture earlier.  Can I can I pitch the content? Any kind of content 57:25: I need. I've been saying this. And then if you  look there's like an outrank bot that posts a lot. 57:30: It's just a bot. This is a bankruptcy lawyer's  wet dream. This is incredible. Can I Can I pitch 57:36: a startup really quick? You can tell me what you  think. I know. This is hard. No. Okay. Here's a 57:40: here's the idea. Here's the idea. Really strong  people take turns beating the [ __ ] out of this 57:46: [ __ ] kid. I'm down for that. Make some noise if  you would invest in that. Make some noise. I win. 57:53: I win. Tony wins. We need the 10 most strong  people up to the Josh. Josh, stand up. Josh, 57:59: stand up. Let's do the key of it right now. There  we go. Right there. [ __ ] Dan Bilzerian in the 58:05: back over there. Dan Bilzerian come over here and  beat the [ __ ] out of the kid in the red shirt. 58:09: Yeah, that's great. His parents need to send  him to timeout. [ __ ] that Portuguese twin. 58:14: He just took off his shirt. He just took off his  shirt. And is there anywhere shirts, guys? Can you 58:18: get this poor child a shirt? If you don't use a  shirt, he's going to [ __ ] moray 18. If someone's 58:24: selling testosterone, can we get some of that up  here, too? Please. Hey, can you take your paper 58:29: neck paperclip necklace and [ __ ] strangle this  guy with Who is that guy? Hell yeah. [ __ ] yeah. 58:36: Jesus Christ. Well, he's somebody's son. You're  you're startup son. Is that crazy? Somebody raised 58:42: this boy. That's crazy. That's crazy. This is why  active fathers. Well, thank you so much for what 58:47: you've done. We appreciate it. Thanks. Thank you  so much. All right. From the panel, we have Corey, 58:53: Julian, Dan, Timmy Noaks, and myself. If you  guys like this, you can follow us on YouTube. 58:58: We're about to launch on there. And yeah,  we're on Instagram. We'll clip it up and post 59:01: our highlights there from the evening. Thank you  guys so much. Have a great night. Get home safe.